ALICE
Okay. Jig is up, b*tch. Last night proved it all. Sorry, but you are...unbelievable. No joke, you have to stop. So readers, let's list the ways 'Alice' pissed everyone off last night.
1. So I told everyone that I'm going to Mexico this spring break. She was like. '...Mel? I'm going too! Where in Mexico?' me: 'Cancun.' her: 'oh my god me too!'
.....uh...k first of all, she's going THIS WEEK. on a MISSION TRIP. How can she afford to go Spring break too? I mean I know some people can. But she can't even afford unlimited texting. OH which leads to number 2!
2. She never stops b*tching and complaining about her mom not letting her get unlimited texting. And about how she had JUST convinced her dad to get her a new phone AND unlimited texting, but then he got laid off.
Not our problem, Alice. Sorry.
3. We got coffee last night so we wouldn't get tired during the movie, and Alicia and Shabnam wouldn't let me get a venti. But we got a venti to SHARE AMONG THE THREE OF US. As in Alice, Shabnam, and me. I got two drinks. Out of the whole God damn venti. The rest went to them. I was like...yeah. That pissed me off. So much.
4. In the actual theater, the seating went: Derek, Alicia, Mel, Shabnam, Alice. And Alicia and Shabnam AND Alice wanted to sit by me. But obviously I didn't want to return the favor to Alice. Haha. So clearly Alice was pissed. But when we were all talking Alice was like STARING at Shabnam. I was like...like I SAW her in the corner of my eye! It was THAT obvious! It was so effing creepy, seriously. Me and Shabnam left to get candy and popcorn and sh*t and Alicia texted me saying Alice was trying to make it so she sat by me. So pretty much she was trying to steal Shabnam's seat. I told her no. Seats are permanent. Haha.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. It's kinda sad she didn't have anyone else to go to see Twilight with, but come on. Seriously. Holy hell.
TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD.
Definitely new favorite movie. I'm still a huge fan of scary things. Haha, but oh my god. Edward = fictional husband. DIBS. Hahaha. Oh man. The movie was amazing. Like it all fit together. I mean, sometimes it skipped and changed key parts from the books, and that bugs me a lot. But it got the plot down pat. Hehe that was fun to say. Plot down pat Plot down pat Plot down pat. Oh God, K i'm done. Haha. Ugh. So apparently we have to go to the library...? And my mom's. And there's probably not going to be anything from TODAY to blog about. Dumb Sunday. Haha, but text me if ya want. If you don't have my number===> ask. Haha, it's not difficult. Just don't be a creepy stalker person.
Peace and love,
~mel~
P.S. I definitely didn't mean to make it sound like I'm a hippie haha.
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