NUMBER 13

OHEMGEE.
It's been FOREVER! How was everyone's Thanksgiving?! Mine was good. Different, but good. I ate like nothing--absolutely disappointed in myself. But dude this weekend was so freaking bomb hahaha. I'd rather not go into details...but I'll leave it at having a total of three energy drinks in a day...DIFFERENT energy drinks...
Oh dear.
OHHHHHHHHH.
So we went to the mall yesterday. And I ran into 'Kookoo''s best friend and his girlfriend. They looked pissed at me...like wayyy way pissed. I tried to smile at them. But they just looked away. I went to Bothell's homecoming with them! WHAT THE HELL. Whatever. Sooo done with him and his lovely friends. Well it's been a four day weekend, there has honestly been NOTHING to talk about...hmm. I think I'll go now...Hahaha, sorry. I'm bored and I want to make bacon. =]

LOVE BACON
~mel~

NUMBER 12 [not a bash!!]

Mmhmm thats right people, this is gonna be a nice blog! K, not really nice but like...normal. Haha. Mainly because it's Thanksgiving tomorrow and I want to like...not be mean? =] Haha, but oh man. SDC today...hahaha. Anyways. So about this stupid weather!

IF IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY, IT SHOULD BE WARM.

IF IT'S GONNA BE COLD, IT SHOULD SNOW.

Seriously...k so ski season needs to happen. Like NOW. Holy jeez, I miss skiing so much. The last time my dad and brothers went skiing was last year and the only reason why I couldn't go was my asthma haha. And like I said, that was the last time they went--and they went to CRYSTAL FREAKING MOUNTAIN. I love that place!!! UGH. So I'm more than ready for this season to start. So insanely excited. LOVE skiing. Best feeling evaaa. Of course I told you that in 'Facts About Me.' Sha! Dudeee. Ah.

And at the cabin my dad gets in Whistler there's a hot tub! WOO I get to wear my swim suit when it's like negative a billion degrees outside and not be cold!!! ROCK on. Ahhh.

WOW. I just found a...

'Star Trek Three-Dimensional Hologram Keyring!' NO FRICKEN WAY MAN. Hahaha, my dad likes star trek a little TOO much...ugh. HAHAHA oh the back of the wrapper it says this:

Romulan Bird of Prey

The "Bird of Prey" has a cloaking device

which can render the ship invisible, and

a powerful plasma energy weapon.

Klingon Battle Cruiser

The Klingon Battle Cruiser, a feared symbol

of military power in the 23rd century, made

its first appearance on Stardate 4372.5

Wow, they get WAY too carried away. Hahaha, I mean I won't lie, I like the older Star Treks, but the recent ones...no. Not at all. They don't have that feeling of like...idk I just love the feeling of the old ones hahaha so lame and cheesy but still freaking BOMB. The new ones try too hard. Like yeahhh. Haha.

Hummm, Altså selv om jer kan ikke afgøre , Jeg er lige SKAM bære. Jeg er aflytning hen til Every Avenue, Jeg elske indeværende sporgruppe! Jeg ville gerne holde mig dukke nemlig en gang selv om , skam skidt. Det er al strålende! Men iskold kold.

ENGLISH!!!!!

So if you can't tell, I'm like REALLY bored. I'm listening to Every Avenue, I love this band! I want to take my puppy for a walk though, really badly. It's all sunny! But freezing cold.

Hahaha, sorry I want to practice my Dansk. Danish, whatever works for you haha. DUDE I JUST FOUND A DANISH BAND!!! Hahaha, they're called Volbeat, and they're like....intense! They say mother f*ckin!!! JEEZ. Dude. That is funny. I always pictured Dansk people as like all proper and stuff hahaha.

It's Denmark's capitol! Copenhagen! Hahaha, pronounced 'Open-oggen' hahaha. So pretty. AH. Anyways. I'm gonna go, I may write more lataaa!

~mel~

NUMBER 11

My family is pissing me off.
Mainly my 'lovely' little brother and 'caring' father.
But I can't vent about them because now my mother reads this apparently.
Well, I CAN vent about my father, since they're divorced (hate hate hate.) but I don't want to 'cause he helped make me hahaha.

Hate.

Anyways.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So it was pretty weird. Every time I saw her, literally EVERY time, she was like grasping her stomach. Maybe her spleen exploded now! Dudeee. But I forgot to tell you, when she ate lunch with us that last time, yesterday...I think...yeah. Yesterday. She asked to have like one of Alicia's chips, and her hand was shaking like CRAZY. So THAT was weird. It was way creepy too. I was like...uh. SDC...yeah. I can't tell ya if she was faking or not, but honestly I don't think so. So who knows. Hmmm. OH. And in orchestra, when we were packing up, she kept hitting my head with her bow. The third time she did it I turned around and she was like 'Oh, sorry, I'm just putting away my stuff. I didn't realize I was going like *cue over-exaggerated imitation of what she was actually doing*' I just turned around. It definitely didn't help my migraine at all.
Ughhhh and she came up to me during lunch TODAY and said something SO FRICKEN FAST I didn't catch it AT ALL. Like she came up to me and was like:
'alkdjf;aljkdfl;!!! a;ljkdaf?'
And she walked away. I was like whoa hey. Calm. Down. Nowww. But of course she had already ditched haha.
Just wowww.
Hmmm....
MICHELLE
Okay, seriously. Stop being mad at..let's change his name to Tom haha. He's seriously like really broken up about this, he didn't mean to hurt you. Or whatever he did. Come ON. It was a joke, and he apologized for whatever he did. You're being a b*tch, and honestly you COULD just ignore him when he makes sex jokes or something. Come on, you used to LIKE like him. SERIOUSLYYY.
bOtCh.
CHEMISTRY PROJECT
STUPID STUPID STUPID! Haha, jeez it takes like FOREVER just to get the damn STORYBOARD done. Like the whole class period! WHAT the HELLo kitty?!?! Now I have to finish the actual flippy-ness, then color them. And THEN Artur has to do the macroscopic part in class tomorrow, then color THAT! Butt project. Gr.
Acid rain...is DUMB.

Grrr. I think that's all...
Yes. That is all.
Thanks
~mel~
P.S. Sorry I still have a killer migraine so it's pretty much eating my brain.
It rhymes!

NUMBER 10.5 [mellys review on the top 20 music in rhapsody]

MKAY. So here goes!! By the way, these are just my opinions.

1. Beyonce --- uhhh...I don't think she deserves to be number one, but pretty good. Not my type of music, but she has a huge range. So thats good I guess. Haha. GOOD SONGS: Deja Vu, Crazy in Love, Naughty Girl
2. Nickelback --- Pretty good also, but some of their songs make me sad =[ Some are WAY funny though, like seriously OH MAN. GOOD SONGS: Animals, Side of a Bullet, Savin' Me, Rock Star
3. Taylor Swift --- Bugs the hell out of me. I'm sorry, like she's way pretty, but she got old after a while. Her songs have really good stories though, and I really like her music videos. GOOD SONGS: Our Song, Teardrops on my Guitar, Love Story (video is adorable)
4. Coldplay --- Hmmm...they're okayyy...I really like though how they have a huge variation of songs, they're all so different. But sometimes it gets old way fast. GOOD SONGS: Viva La Vida, Clocks, Violet Hill
5. David Cook --- I don't like your head hahaha it's odd shaped. But your music is way cool, congrats on winning American Idol. I kinda liked David A. better, but you're definitely insanely talented. I don't really know his songs very well though "/
6. T.I. --- LOVE THE NEW SONG with Rhianna. Oh my god. I love it!! GOOD SONGS: Live Your Life (one of my new favorites.) Whatever You Like
7. Dido --- DUDE I was a huge Dido fan like a couple years ago, mostly because of the song White Flag.
8. Pink --- Yeah, MAN!!! Rock on. I remember your very first CD, actually I have it...haha. GOOD SONGS: Stupid Girls, So What, Dear Diary
9. Jack Johnson --- Not exactly my style, but his music is way upbeat and fun. GOOD SONGS: Better Together, Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
10. Lady GaGa --- Oh man, huge fan of Lady GaGa. I definitely dance to all of her songs haha, they should definitely be played in like every club imaginable. GOOD SONGS: Just Dance, Starstruck
11. Enya --- Ah, my older brother was OBSESSED WITH ENYA. It's not hard to be, she has an amazing voice, seriously. GOOD SONGS: A Day Without Rain, Wild Child, Flora's Secret
12. Jason Mraz --- LOVE HIM. hands down. Me and Alicia need to go see him. SERIOUSLY. His songs are so sweet and relatible. GOOD SONGS: I'm Your's, Lucky, Make it Mine
13. Rihanna --- Ohhh dude. I used to be annoyed by Rihanna, because every other song: she'd be in it! But now that she's broken off, she is seriously amazing. GOOD SONGS: Disturbia, Don't Stop the Music, Hate That I Love You
14. Lil Wayne --- HAHA DUDE! I love only a couple of his songs, not a HUGE fan of rap, but dude he totally made life with: GOOD SONGS: Lollipop, A Milli
15. John Mayer --- Still, not a huge fan, but his voice is really unique and different, and I guess that's the main reason why I somewhat like him. GOOD SONGS: Dreaming With A Broken Heart, Daughters
16. Linkin Park --- LOVE THEM!!! They are amazing. I love every single one of their songs, seriously they're just ahhh =]
17. Kanye West --- Could be kinda cocky, but I think that just adds to how...idk the word. How indifferent he is? I think thats a good word. GOOD SONGS: Love Lockdown, Stronger
18. The Rolling Stones --- Mick Jagger! Rock ON! Although my mom calls you a mummy (hahaha) I have to give you props, man. No kidding, you're awesome. GOOD SONGS: Paint it Black, You Can't Always Get What You Want
19. Pink Floyd --- Sadly enough, and I understand that this band is like insanely popular, I've barely like heard any of their songs =[ I'm sorry Pink Floyd fans!!!
20. Elvis Presley --- DUDEEE!!! Love elvis! ELVIS RHYMES WITH PELVIS! K i'm done. Hahaha, but dude, I have like so many Elvis Presley songs on my iPod. GOOD SONGS: Burning Love, A Little Less Conversation, Hound Dog

NOW. Here would be MY top 20!!!
1. Every Avenue --- Between You And I
2. We The Kings --- This is Our Town
3. Imogen Heap --- Just For Now
4. Metro Station --- Control
5. Angels and Airwaves --- The Adventure
6. The Rocket Summer --- So Much Love
7. Paramore --- I caught Myself
8. Cute is What We Aim For --- Practice Makes Perfect
9. The Academy Is... --- Wow, I can Get Sexual, Too
10. All Time Low --- Dear Maria, Count Me In
11. Anberlin --- Godspeed
12. Basshunter --- All I Ever Wanted
13. Dashboard Confessional --- Stolen
14. Seether --- Broken
15. Saving Abel --- Addicted
16. Disturbed --- Indestructible
17. Cobra Starship --- Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)
18. Sum 41 --- In Too Deep
19. Fall Out Boy --- I Don't Care
20. Blink-182 --- First Date

DOMINATE. Haha, some of those are kind of random, but they're all way good. I like the rock-techno genres. Like A LOT. =] So sha! See ya tomorrow, guys!

~mel~

NUMBER 10

DUDE!!!! 10 Blog posts! Well...like twelve actually but 10! haha WOO! This calls for confetti!!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
That took a long time. Hahaha so you better appreciate the dam* confetti!! Haha, totally kidding. It only took like 2 minutes. So ANYways! ON TO VENTING.........
mkay.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Oh my GODDDDD. Okay, so in chemistry she asked to borrow notes from my comp book. So I was like oh, okay, my partner is finishing his test so you can borrow it super fast. And she was like 'oh no, I'll just sit with you at lunch and take them.' in my mind: F*CK FU*K FUC* *UCK. WHYYYY did I invite her to sit with us that one day from the field trip. God I'm stupid, I knew that was going to happen. Anyways. She continued, 'yeah, all my friends are in full IB and that's pretty much all they talk about, full IB this, full IB that...' blah blah blah. I spaced out after that. So she left, and I was like 'great.' And then Artur comes over and was like 'was she just talking to you?!' hahaha, oh goddd. She...yeah.
Bleh.
So at lunch! Alicia looked past me and was like 'here she comes here she comes!' and I was like 'WHERE IS SHE. WHERE IS SHE.' Right when she was behind me. I was like. Oh...oops. Ha, it was so awkward. She dropped her stuff off, went to the counselors office, and came back. I was like ha. k? Lol, and she just kept trying to make conversation, sometimes about my chilli. Oh, by the way, I was like 'DARN! I need to go microwave this. Lameee...' I was being sarcastic. Haha, and Derek was like 'I'm gonna go buy food.' And so that WOULD have left Alicia alone with her...but she was like 'Derek do you have money?' Hahahahaha oh my goddd. So we all ditched SDC for food. Pretty g. We're so nice!! Hmmm...I think thats all...OH!
ALICE
IS IN MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!
HALLELUJAH!!!
Dude. Yes.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Holy crap. K, so we were playing and then we stopped and I seriously couldn't breathe. So I raised my hand to ask if I can get my inhaler right? He looked straight at me. Like in my eyes. And he said 'Ready?' And started us playing again. K so what happens if I died or something? Like SERIOUSLY. That man...God. I love how he hates me, honestly, it's so %$#=ing entertaining. But I could BARELY breathe. I was like uh it'll take me 30 seconds to walk to my backpack. 5 seconds to get my inhaler out. 30 seconds to take it. And 30 seconds to walk back to my seat. OoO But we mustn't use up 2 minutes and 5 seconds of precious class time 'unproductively!'
MoFo.
Mkay, next blog I'm going to make a list of what I think of the top 20 artists on rhapsody music! WOO! Something new! Haha.
Loves,
~mel~

NUMBER 9

OKAY! I'm awake now. I slept in till noon haha love the weekends. Okay, so about yesterday. UGH...Alice time.
ALICE
Okay. Jig is up, b*tch. Last night proved it all. Sorry, but you are...unbelievable. No joke, you have to stop. So readers, let's list the ways 'Alice' pissed everyone off last night.
1. So I told everyone that I'm going to Mexico this spring break. She was like. '...Mel? I'm going too! Where in Mexico?' me: 'Cancun.' her: 'oh my god me too!'
.....uh...k first of all, she's going THIS WEEK. on a MISSION TRIP. How can she afford to go Spring break too? I mean I know some people can. But she can't even afford unlimited texting. OH which leads to number 2!
2. She never stops b*tching and complaining about her mom not letting her get unlimited texting. And about how she had JUST convinced her dad to get her a new phone AND unlimited texting, but then he got laid off.
Not our problem, Alice. Sorry.
3. We got coffee last night so we wouldn't get tired during the movie, and Alicia and Shabnam wouldn't let me get a venti. But we got a venti to SHARE AMONG THE THREE OF US. As in Alice, Shabnam, and me. I got two drinks. Out of the whole God damn venti. The rest went to them. I was like...yeah. That pissed me off. So much.
4. In the actual theater, the seating went: Derek, Alicia, Mel, Shabnam, Alice. And Alicia and Shabnam AND Alice wanted to sit by me. But obviously I didn't want to return the favor to Alice. Haha. So clearly Alice was pissed. But when we were all talking Alice was like STARING at Shabnam. I was like...like I SAW her in the corner of my eye! It was THAT obvious! It was so effing creepy, seriously. Me and Shabnam left to get candy and popcorn and sh*t and Alicia texted me saying Alice was trying to make it so she sat by me. So pretty much she was trying to steal Shabnam's seat. I told her no. Seats are permanent. Haha.
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. It's kinda sad she didn't have anyone else to go to see Twilight with, but come on. Seriously. Holy hell.

TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD.

Definitely new favorite movie. I'm still a huge fan of scary things. Haha, but oh my god. Edward = fictional husband. DIBS. Hahaha. Oh man. The movie was amazing. Like it all fit together. I mean, sometimes it skipped and changed key parts from the books, and that bugs me a lot. But it got the plot down pat. Hehe that was fun to say. Plot down pat Plot down pat Plot down pat. Oh God, K i'm done. Haha. Ugh. So apparently we have to go to the library...? And my mom's. And there's probably not going to be anything from TODAY to blog about. Dumb Sunday. Haha, but text me if ya want. If you don't have my number===> ask. Haha, it's not difficult. Just don't be a creepy stalker person.

Peace and love,

~mel~

P.S. I definitely didn't mean to make it sound like I'm a hippie haha.

NUMBER 8

Sooo this is gonna be way quick. 'Cause I'm tired and it's almost midnight haha, I just have Alice to vent about.
ALICE
So we go to the movies tonight. To see Twilight.
Actually no it's a hella long story and I seriously am so tired lol. I'm being Artur's caffeine right now. OH READY??? He gave me a quote about SDC!!
What is life if SDC isn't there to make you wish you were dead? That quote definitely made my day. So true. Haha. Oh, besides the movie. Holy man. F*cken AMAZING. Ah. anyway. I'm way tired, and my job of caffeine giver is over. Haha, time to get to sleep. Night everyone, I'll definitely write about today...tomorrow. Haha.
Night.
~mel~

NUMBER 7

I am angry!!! I shall tell you why.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So Alicia and I were planning on sitting by her on the bus so we can just listen to her talk and talk and talk hahaha. But of course she didn't come!! SO DISAPPOINTED. Hahaha I almost said 'SO DISPROPORTIONATE.'
Oh man. But we got back in time for lunch, and when we sat with Derek, I look over down the office hallway and there was SDC doing her homework. So I went over and asked her why she didn't come on the field trip with us and she was just like 'ugh i totally failed my math test and my mom got fu*ken pissed at me and told me I couldn't go...' and she kept going hahaha so I was like 'hey, wanna sit and eat lunch with us?' and she was acting so excited she was like 'oh sure! yay!' it was kinda depressing...haha. But when she was there, he kept leaning over to Alicia and whispering to her 'oh my god he's so cute! i'm so jealous!' I was just like......uh you're not supposed to do that, dear. Like wow. Ah, and we left Derek with her to go to the bathroom hahaha he was so pissed. I looked behind us as we were leaving and he was totally glaring at her, and then I saw her turn to him and start talking and his face was like a fake smile hahaha. Derek I'm really sorry! I understand. Haha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
So we were just getting to Bothell, and we were waiting outside NPAC, 'cause he wanted to talk to us about the rules. And he just kept going on and on, and at one point he was like 'you need to actually listen to me than pretend to be listening and just stare at us blankly with your stupid little eyes.' I was like......UH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! instead, I just said 'wow. f*cker.' kind of under my breath ish, but it came out a little louder than I planned, and my fiance Emily (lol) laughed and he was totally like 'that's exactly what I'm talking about Emily!' It just...wow. He has a really bad temper. Hahaha.
Also, on the way to Safeway for lunch, and mind you we only had ONE BUS for TWO ORCHESTRAS, we ran outta seats like really fast. HE HAD TO SIT NEXT TO ME, and I was already sitting next to Alicia!!! WE WERE TOUCHING. oh my god. I wanted to jump out the window. 'Cause we went on one of those off ramps that turn really hard like in a circle and I was going INTO MR. BRM. oh goddd. I wanted to explode. Ugh.

But today was very eventful, hahaha I got one of those spraying cans of whipped cream for lunch, and Alex took it and tried to spray it but you're supposed to tip it upside down to actually get whipped cream, but he tipped it only horizontally! So he got like chunks of whipped cream and the rest was air, and he didn't want to swallow the aerosol or whatever so he totally EXPLODED whipped cream like ALL OVER. Mostly on Alicia hahaha. It was the funniest thing EVER. Then we talked about teachers we think are secretly gay. Haha. It was so freaking funny. Oh man.
Today...hahahaha can definitely not be described in only one word, that's for sure.
~mel~

NUMBER 6.5 [Facts about me!]

So I'm gonna tell you some awesome facts about me! Kinda random. But sha! I thought you might want to know more about me other than I have colorful language and apparently insane blogging skills. Haha. Let's start with...

• My name: Melanie Johnson. Hate my last name...lol. My initials are Michael Jackson's. "/
• Birthday: April 27, I'm 16
• I really really REALLY love making new friends, especially on field trips with Alicia!!
• I love skiing, it's pretty much my life. And when I can't go, I get sad =[ Going to whistler this december!!
• I'm going to Mexico for Spring Break, I can't freakin WAIT!!!
• I've never ever been out of this country.
• jeg indtale Dansk , fordi jeg er Dansk [i speak Danish, because i AM Danish] [and Danish people don't come from Danishland, they come from Denmark. haha.]
• I have two brothers, older and younger. I'm in the middle...it's way lame.
• My parents are divorced, I've never ever been through more hell in my life.
• I've had pneumonia several times, all times I've gone to the hospital for more than 2 days.
• I have asthma and I kinda like it because it gives me an excuse to walk in P.E. hahaha. But I also hate it. Because I really do want to do what other people can. I feel way limited and I honestly hate that feeling. I have nooo idea what it feels like to breathe clearly.
• I've played softball since like second grade, but last year I had to quit BECAUSE of my asthma. Ha. A week after I quit I had to go to the hospital. WOO. yeah. Ugh. Haha.
• My friends mean more to me than anything in the world--they help me get through life and they're amazing. Thanks guys. =]
• I LOVEEE Monster Energy Drinks. Like...jeez. Today I had three. With a Venti Caramel Macchiato. NEVER EVER doing that again. Haha, right now my stomach feels like it might eat itself so it's not good haha.
• Texting is my second addiction. It's pretty bad. But I can't NOT text.
• I love living in Seattle, the weather is absolutely perfect. Summer is sunny and amazing, Winter is snowy and gorgeous, Fall--the leaves are insane, Spring--everything is perfect. LOVE IT.
• I love wearing hats, there are so many different ones and it's mucho fun. I have one with a fox face on it and it's orange and it has ears sticking up!
• I love scary movies!
• Music...who can live without it? Seriously. Music gets me through bad times.
• I dye my hair purple, well not all of it. Just streaks. But i'm going to stop now and get colorful hair extensions--I'm sick of my hair turning white! My doctor thought I was going gray already haha.
• I don't eat eggs. Haha. Never, they just never seemed appealing to me.
• My favorite music is from: Imogen Heap, Every Avenue, We The Kings, Saving Abel, The Rocket Summer, Paramore...ah lots more. music is just amazing.
• I have a scar on my back...f*cken hate it. Everyone says it's not bad, but I do. Like holy crap I hate it.
• I have a scar on my thumb! WOO!
• I am in love with the Twilight books--mostly because of Edward. Actually it IS because of Edward. Haha.
• I'm 5'5" domination!
• I have majorly blue eyes. Haha, I call them alien eyes 'cause if I take away all the color in a picture except my eye color they're like this blue it's pretty G. haha. I don't like them.
• I love makeup. Like ohmyjeez, I invent like so many things to do with makeup lol, like I put chapstick on my eyelids (i know it's weird shut up haha) and then I put loose sparkles on them, and the chapstick holds them there haha.
• I am in love with colored skinny jeans.
• I draw on my pants, I believe it is like the best way to express myself (besides blogging of course haha)
• I have a puppy named Teetu, he is almost six months old and he's a golden retriever. I love him!!! He's my baby =]
• I also have seven other pets.
• I have no idea what I want to do when I graduate. I also have no idea what I'm going to major in. I think photography, I absolutely love photography.
• If you go bungee jumping with me, even if it's the I-5 sky dive at wild waves...you'll be my best friend. No joke, I went with my dad and friend Andi it was the GREATEST THING EVER.
• One of my goals in life is to go sky diving, like outside a plane. Haha, yes, I'm a daredevil.
• I love it when it rains, it's really pretty. AND fun to dance in!! Haha. I love jogging in the rain, too. The air is so clear haha.
• When I go skiing, I tend to go way too fast. My dad keeps telling me that I have to learn control first, but I can honestly tell you that I'm the best ski-er in my family. Besides my dad haha. I seriously can't picture my life without skiing.
• I can ski on one ski!! BOMBSAUCE. but only if it's on my right leg, I can't only ski on my left. Tried, didn't work at all. Haha. I crashed, and it hurt. BAD. Haha.
• I am a nice person, I know this. Lol, I just get angry when people don't return the respect. Or when people are annoying.
• I have silver boots! Hahaa
• I loveeee margaritas. Lol. Virgin, though...duh... ;] or so I say... haha
• I have a pool at my dad's house, but I feel like it's gotten less popular with my family in the past couple years, I think it's because we swam so much over summers for like five years haha.
• I am probably one of the most random people you may ever meet. Hahaha love it.

uh........that's probably it...yeah! =] And that my friends, equals Melanie M. Johnson.
(See Next Blog Down for Venting-ness!)

NUMBER 6

Holy mannn. I just got done playing with my pug, Rosey hahaha, if you ever come over to my mom's house RIGHT after dinner and after I take her out, it is so funny she goes INSANE. Oh mannn. So funny. Anyways. I have....Mr. Bald Rat Man to talk about, Short Disproportionate Chick, and Alice.
I think thats all...and my goal today is not to swear! Maybe cartoon swearing, and using *'s, but not like actually swearing! WOO! Let's see if I can do this.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Okay, so tomorrow the orchestra has a field trip to Bothell to watch Central's orchestra practice or something, I don't know. (Sorry Artur, I'll be gone with SDC for fourth period!! =[ help me!) Anyways, I totally spaced today 'cause I was supposed to get the form signed by my third and fourth period teachers. So Alicia and I had to run from the band room allllll the way to the portables, allllll the way to room 811 just to get two signatures. Before lunch ended, we went to buy food and eat. I asked my ASL teacher if I can go to the bathroom, (I was actually going to turn in the permission to Mr. BRM, shhh haha) and she let me go. So I get to his office, and I gave him the form, but I said 'the thing is, the name on the back says 'SID,' and that's not my name.' he said: 'that actually means student ID number. so put your name and student number there.' I said 'Ohhh, okay sorry. Can I borrow a pencil super fast?' *he hands me a pencil very rudely* I put my name and ID on there, and gave both the pencil and paper to him. He said 'thank you. See you tomorrow.' and let me tell you, he sounded PISSED. Nooo joke. Like...wow. I was like okay, @$$. but I didn't actually say that. Haha. But seriously, he was a total jerk, and you'd think he would at least ACT nice. I hate that man. More than anyone could possibly understand. Like holy jeeeeeeez.
GR!
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
OH MY GODDD. So...we got new lab partners today.
You'll never guess who is at my lab table. Actually you could...
'Cause this section is kinda about her...
And I put her 'name' in blue, bold caps four lines up...
Yeah, it's true. So today was a lovely small little easy lab, and we, as always, had to wear goggles and aprons. So I get a see through one, and she got a black one. She was like 'aw, you got the fashiony one, I got an ugly one.'
FIRST OF ALL.
All lab attire is ugly. There's just no avoiding it.
SECOND OF ALL.
Pretty much everything she puts on can't look good, so she should be used to it.
Maybe that was a tad mean...
NAH. Haha. At lunch we kept seeing her walking back and forth through the uh...office foyer galleria thingy. Alicia wanted to talk to her again (hahaha so did I actually, it's the funniest sh*t ever.). So we waited for her to come out of the counselor's office again, and Alicia asked her what she was there for, and she was like,
'OH MY GOD. I keep looking for someone to T.A. for, but everyone says they already have one, and I've gone to like TEN TEACHERS, all say they don't need one. So I might have to stay in orchestra, even though it's, like, the hardest class in my schedule, seriously, I suck so bad.'
When she finally left, we totally cracked up and we all agreed that the only reason the teachers she goes to are saying they already have one is that no one wants her there, she'd be way too annoying and would never shut up. Hahaha
I seriously...hahaha oh goddd. Oh, as I mentioned above, I have to go on a field trip with the girl. I do believe tomorrow will be the day I mentally break down. Haha, on a bus with her. At a completely different school with her. OMG maybe she won't come! ...maybe. Cause she's been like bi*ching about quitting orchestra...she might not have gotten a chance to get that form signed. CROSS YOUR FINGERS FOR ME!!!
ALICE
So she's coming to the movies with us. Yeah. I know right. Soooo....... yeah. Ugh. I'm not too pleased. My mom was like. 'Do the right thing. I know you will.' =[

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GR. hey no swearing!!! WOO!!!!!!!!!!
See ya tomorrow guys!
~mel~

NUMBER 5

TODAY WAS BOMB. As in it had a lot of things to talk about. Hahaha yay!! By the way, I'm naming these buy number 'cause...I'm only creative when I'm venting. Haha, I'll try to think up some good names maybe. I just thought this'd be easier for 'new readers'? lol. Let's gooo!

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK

Holy cow. Mkay. So first off, in chemistry, she was like...getting up and sitting down. Getting up, and sitting down again. I was like...so you got run over...? Ugh. Anyways, she was talking to the teacher (Poor Mrs. R...) and apparently now her eyesight isn't good anymore!!! Another flaw in her already 'horrible' health history. The reason I know this is she sat like 3 feet away from the screen. And the teacher even put the blinds down so there was no glare. And she's been able to see it this whole school year, suddenly today her eyes went kaboom? I don't know. But also, in chemistry, toward the end of class, she looked back at the clock (it was about 11:36 or something around there.) and she had to GET UP and walk toward it like four feet to see it. And she read the actual time and pretty much announced to the class that she thought it was 11:27. I just rolled my eyes. 'Cause honestly?! Jeez. She...yeah. Ha. At lunch, and yes. There's more. Haha. So at lunch, Alicia, Michelle (real Michelle, not the one I write about haha) and I looked over and there she was, talking to like five boys and we saw her naming things off her fingers, and grabbing her stomach and arm...wow. So we spent like ten minutes trying to yell her name, YELL HER NAME. Like at the top of our lungs. She didn't hear us, so apparently her hearing is going away too. Hahaha. So we go over, because we wanted to start her talking to us hahaha this is our convo.

Alicia: we've been calling your name for forever and you didn't hear us. We had a point, but we can't remember it *laughs*

SDC: Oh, about orchestra??

Me: huh?

SDC: I got a note from the counselor yesterday so I can quit orchestra.

Me: what?! why?

SDC: 'Cause I'm having stomach problems.

...............................................*dramatic pause*

Alicia: your stomach doesn't have anything to do with playing though...

SDC: i know, but it's like.......

and I totally spaced out after that. I...seriously?! OH!!!

She showed us the note, and started complaining about what Mr. Bald Rat Man wrote on it: 'I think it's in SDC's best interest to see through this year.' That was the first time I actually cheered in my head for Mr. BRM. Hahaha, 'cause if she quit orchestra, I wouldn't have bomb stories to tell you guys!!! Well I'd still have chemistry. But orchestra and lunch man! Haha.

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S EVEN MORE!!!!

So actually IN orchestra, toward the end of class, we were playing. And in the middle of the song, I heard Mr. BRM yell 'MELANIE! MELANIE! MELANIE!' but he was pointing in a completely different direction. I stopped playing and was like 'WHAT?!' And Willie, my older brother, laughed at me and said he was saying MELODY! So when we stopped playing, Alicia said she thought that's what he was saying too, but then SDC was like 'oh my god i know! I was like what?? what happened to Melanie??'

*awkward silence*

uhhh......Why do people do that? Try to like feel all 'included?' It bugs me, they're like butting in. Very vexing. (advanced word!!) Haha, so that was all of Short Disproportionate Chick's stories for today I believe.

ALICE

Ohhh God. K this one isn't funny. Well maybe a little. Haha. So in the morning on the way to first period, Alice was like 'So you're going to the Twilight movie on Saturday right?'

Me: ......yeah? why?

Alice: what time?

Me: uh...seven i think. why.

Alice: well i was wondering if I can come.

Me: uhm...I'll ask Shabnam, she's the main planner person.

Alice: okay, see ya.

So we go through class, and toward the end we had like ten minutes of talkage time. So Esther, Shabnam, Raleigh, and I were talking about how Alice is INSANELY annoying, and I told Shabnam that she wanted to come...but she...isn't my favorite person in the world. So after class, I was surprised to see that Alice like. Was WAITING for me outside my class, 'cause she knows that Shabnam was in my class. This is our convo this time:

Alice: did you ask her?

Me: yeah, but I think we're going to change times to sometime earlier

Alice: oh, okay but I thought you got your tickets?

Me: no? I said we were going to today. (We DID get our tickets hahaha)

Alice: ohhh, okay. Well when you figure out a time, message me on myspace, I don't have texts until the end of the month. *laughs* (suckerrr.)

OH MAN. So I'm definitely NOT going to message her on MySpace, or tell her the real time. Haha, I know it's mean. But I really hate it when people invite themselves to things. Well okay, I hate it when annoying people do. Like A LOT. Hahaha. Hmmm.......

MR. BALD RAT MAN

......sadly wasn't bad today =[ he was actually NICE to me!!! He said hi!!! WHAT THE %$#& IS HAPPENING?! Haha, and yes, I really AM trying to stop swearing so much. Let's see...anymore annoying-ness...? Hmmmmmm. 'Michelle'.......no...

OHMYGOD!!! new person new person new person!!!

Well, I've mentioned him before, but not really made a section about him. So here we go! RE-INTRODUCING:

INSIDE-OUT-SWEATER DUDE!!!

HAHAHA ohmygoodness. So this was funny. The violins had a like 12 measure rest, and Mr. BRM was singing along to the.....viola's part. And I-O-S Dude all of a sudden started singing what Mr. BRM was singing, except a billion times louder! EVERYONE looked at him, HAHAHAHA oh my goddd. No joke, it was the funniest thing EVER. And remember, he sits next to me. So of course it scares the hell out of me, I jumped like 2 inches off my seat. Oh man. There's something...mentally wrong with that boy. I hate to say it. But he seriously has these weird little spazzes and oh man. But yeahhh. Every day. Lol.

I think thats all for today...sad! Hahaha I totally found a picture that looks kinda like SDC, except it's a cartoon and the chick has a baby. Hahaha. Anyways. Totally man, I'll write more lata if I think of more.

Peace out!

~mel~

NUMBER 4

YESSSSSSSSS new stuff!!! Let us begin. Let's see......who to start with. Hm.

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Hahahaha okay. So. Today, I found out that she was in my solo/ensemble group. With like ten other kids. This, for people who don't know, is where a group or soloist performs a piece of music for judges and...get judged? Haha, and good people can go to state. I've never cared for it. Never. But this year is going to SUCK because you-know-who is in my group. So. We were in the practice room and my stomach was KILLING me, and 'Michelle' was the same. We both said that we didn't feel good, and SDC was like 'oh i know, I have that cold thats going around.' and i said 'well both our stomachs hurt.' and she was like 'oh! Mine too!!!' HAHAHA and me and 'Michelle' both look at each other like...ohmygod. She IS such a faker. Hahahaha oh mannn. That's not even ALL of today's adventures with her! Ah, so at lunch me, Alicia, and her boyfriend Derek were sitting in the office hall. We look and here comes SDC LIMPING down to the counselor's office. We all look at each other like ope, there she goes again. But when we kept looking into the window (we were already sitting like right under the counselor's office window), she was filling these papers out. So Derek tapped the glass trying to get her attention. Of course she didn't hear, she was too buried in and distracted with whatever papers she was filling out. So of course little rebellion Melanie here wanted to push the luck. Haha, so I tap the glass LOUDER. I duck and hide from her and after a couple minutes looked up to see if she was looking. Nope! But Alicia said she heard her tap on the glass, which i wouldn't doubt 'cause I was laughing so hard. So later. When we got up to go to sixth period, she was walking down the hall the exact way she did the first time, which was weird. But of course SHE is weird. So. Ha. But this was our conversation:
Her: what were you doing? did you tap on the glass Mel Jay?
Me: uhm. No? I hit my head on the glass.
Her: Oh, I thought you tapped on it so I tapped back
Me: yeah.
*walks away.* hahaha. Oh, by the way, apparently we're BEST FRIENDS! She gave me a nickname she's used TWICE today! Hooray! It's totally original too, I haven't heard that......from five different people. Haha. Not. I wish my name wasn't so convenient. Like the Spice Girl, Mel B. Mel jay.
UGH. anyways. Haha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
IS A FAT LARD WHO NEEDS TO EXPLODE. Sorry, just finishing the sentence. Haha, so today, like I said we were in groups for the solo/ensemble. (By the way, SDC was supposed to sit next to me, but thank GOD Jake sat there and Mr. BRM changed the arrangement, haha). I had no idea what group I was in, so I nicely went up to him and asked 'Hey, I wasn't here for this. What group am I in and where do I sit?' He said, 'I'll get to that Melanie. Sit down.' Naturally, in my mind, I slapped him and whacked him with my violin. But in reality, I said 'Kay fine.' ass. (in my head. Haha.) Hum. Also, we were playing and he was explaining which notes are half step and which are whole step. As in, would the spacing between my fingers be nonexistent while changing notes? Or will they be large, allowing a whole note to be between each. Wow, I sound smart. Haha. Anyways. We were writing in our music, me and Jake, and Mr. BRM was like to us and the next stand over, 'Why is 'Michelle' only answering? Why aren't you moving your pencils?' And we WERE. He's just too &*^*ing (haha Artur!!! cartoon swearing WOO!) caught up in himSELF that he didn't notice. Whatever. Fucken ass wipe. Go jump off a cliff and die. A couple times. Make it hurt, too. Hahah woo for being mean! Anyways. Yeah. That's pretty much it...oh. NEW ALICE UPDATE!
ALICE
So today in the cafeteria, me and Alicia were talking about the Twilight books I think. And 'Alice' is like 'Oh my God, I have an exclusive clip from Twilight the movie!' And I was like. 'Uh I'm sure I've seen it before, I've watched like everything having to do with that movie.'
her: No this is exclusive, brand new!
So I watch it. It's basically a collage of 4 different clips of the movie. All seen before by your's truly. And by the way, yes, I am a HUGEEEEEE twilight fan. Haha.
But she always does this. She always tries to one-up everybody, like she's socially ahead of everybody else.
PSSST. *whispers* She's the exact opposite... *stops whispering* no joke. She...yeah. Well you know what? She can just go on believing whatever she wants to. Because no matter how much she believes, it shall neva eva evaaaa be true.
And now! I end with a poem!!!
It's called Annoying People.
Dedicated to the Annoying People.

ANNOYING PEOPLE

By Melanie J.

If you're gonna be moody,

Why always make them bad moods?

If you really want attention,

Why make it negative?

If you're gonna be an ass,

Why make it toward me?

If you want to make me happy,

Why not let me do what I want?

If you want to copy me,

Why make it so fucken obvious?

If you couldn't already guess them.

MICHELLE

JESSIE

MR. BALD RAT MAN

KOOKOO

ALICE

Domination!!!

I'll write more tomorrow guys!

~mel~

NUMBER 3.5

BOO!! Surprise blog! WOOHOO!! K. Sooo maybe I'm new at this whole...let's be a good child in orchestra thing, but isn't it the teacher's job to like....thank you for helping a less-experienced person?....let me ex-puh-lainnn...
MR. BALD RAT MAN
So remember inside out sweater dude? A while ago, I helped him because he was doing the bowing wrong. Like completely. As in OPPOSITE of what you're supposed to do. Haha, so naturally, I helped him! After class, charming Mr. Bald Rat Man goes: 'Melanie, please come here.'
Me: *walks up to him*
Him: I saw you helping 'inside out sweater dude.' I just wanted to tell you I saw.
Me: ...yay?
Him: That's all.
HAHAHA so what the hell?! Uh...you're welcome? ...okay? .....I didn't know what to say. He...totally didn't thank me, so that was pretty nice of him. uhm NOT. but whatever. If he wants to be an ass the rest of his life, which won't be long 'cause he's fucken old, then that's fine with me. Just like me and Alicia were talking about earlier, usually being nice and respectful is something your parents teach you when you're like TWO. Most people get the whole R-E-S-P-E-C-T concept. But Mr. BRM obviously is...*whispers* stupid. shhhhhhh *stops whispering* I want to give a nice little F U C K YOU to him, but you know the whole school thing...and the whole rule thing...and getting expelled thing...not typically interested in that whole deal. But hey! If you don't mind getting kicked out of school, you will be my HERO if you do that. Like holy bitch ass mother of cheese. Seriously. ohhh man.
and yes I just said holy ybitch ass mother of cheese. envy me. Haha. P.S. the red writing is webdings for F U C K!!! hahahaha
All of the other annoying people, you got lucky this time. Tomorrow ya better be exciting!! Haha, see ya tomorrow everyone.
~mel~

NUMBER 3

AHHH school was bomb. But I was tired by fourth period haha, that's the most I've done in two weeks. It was tough. SO. I have updates on...Mr. Bald Rat Man and Short Disproportionate Chick. And...OH Michelle. I think that's it...sha man. OH!!! I have a new person!! But I think it's only for this blog, 'cause I was driving and this was a chick behind me so I'll call her...Road Rage Bitch. Hahaha. Let's GOOO.
ROAD RAGE BITCH
Hoookay. SO. Little Melly here (me) is learning to drive. Like I know how, but I still need to take the tests so my dad was in the car. I was driving down the Bothell-Everett highway and the person in front of me turned to turn into Country Village. So I was like okay. But it was the wrong place to turn, so they started to drift back into my lane. I slowed down for them to get into my lane but they never did. So I just went around them. The chick behind me, 'Road Rage Bitch,' honked at me. I look in the mirror like what the hell do you want bitch. And she signalled to me something like I should've went around them in the first place. And the words 'fuck off' came outta her mouth. I was like 'OH! So THAT'S how ya wanna play, huh?' So we get to the big intersection and of course she's going the same way I was--up nike hill toward my house--and so when I turned, I turned into the NEAREST LANE OPEN, the way we're TAUGHT. And she goes into the second lane and when she passed me she looked at me like 'are you kidding me, you're a fucken retard little girl.' I wanted to scream to her 'YOU'RE OBESE!!!!!!!!' Noooo joke. Ohhh my god that just pissed me off. She....gr. I did the right things!!! Fucken bitch. Jeebizzzzzzz. If my dad wasn't in the car then...oh man. That would be so much fun to just flip her the fuck off.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Okay Mr. Bald Rat Man. You're an ass. Ha. Let us see here. Whereee to start. OH. So the Thursday night before I got way sick, we had a concert. So of course while I WAS sick the orchestra got new music. So today was my first day learning it, or sight reading it, while all of the other kids knew it...pretty well. Better than me. So after class, Mr. BRM was like 'Melanie, you might want to consider staying after class today, since you've been gone and you're obviously not as familiar with these pieces.'
Me: yeah...except I NEED food. Or I'll faint.
Him: But you need to practice or else you'll fail.
Me: *packs up and leaves*
Hahaha okay so I know you're usually not supposed to walk out on teachers while they're trying to get you to do something. But Mr. BRM hardly counts as a teacher. Sure he's there during class. But he has people come IN to help individual sections. So he's kinda just there to take role and re-enforce the rules or whatever. Anyways. Don't you love how he said that? Sorry, Mr. BRM, but I was already failing in like September. I just got it up to a D finally after taking my missing tests. So suck on that one, fatty. These people. Honestly??? Can't they be like...nice or something? A little less...abrasive? Oh snap. Advanced word. Haha. Anyways. Short Disproportionate Chick, here we come.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Holy wow. I love school. Haha, mostly because you make it interesting. I walk in, sit down, look around for you, and LOW AND BEHOLD: you're talking to the SUB teacher. The SUBSTITUTE. Ahhh man. And in orchestra, you were like to me: 'You're alive! Yay!' And I was like 'yeahhhh....'
you: It's okay, I was sick a whole week in the hospital.
uh.......WHEN. Because people have been filling me in on your...uhm. 'doings?' hahaha and you've been at school. So. Whatevs maybe you have an equally strange twin? Hm. THAT would suck. One is entertaining. But two...holy hell that'd be scary. Hahaha. But you were gone for like half of orchestra, you DO know that Mr. BRM really doesn't like you either, right? I mean he HATES me, but I don't think he can hate anyone any more than that. Haha. OH STORY!!!!!
Mkay, kids, gather round.
So one day, SDC (Short Dispro...yeah lol) comes into orchestra and goes to Mr. BRM and says, 'I forgot my violin in my dad's office because I had a neurologist appointment.'
Mr. BRM says, 'Okay, go into my office and there's a violin case just to the right of the door.'
When SDC leaves, about ten minutes later she comes back with a case. Mr. BRM says, 'that...is a viola case...' SDC goes, 'oh...well they look the same!!!' *laughs hysterically.*
Mr. BRM replies, 'it's to the RIGHT of the door. RIGHT.'
SDC, 'okay I'll look again.' She comes back five minutes later with a HUGE case. Everyone looks at her and cracks up.
SDC, 'WHAT?!'
Everyone: 'That's a FRENCH HORN case!!'
............okay short break in this nice little story. WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING!? k. french horn cases have that huge bulge in them. AND THEY'RE HEAVY. I honestly don't get her. Everybody just cracked up and I shook my head looking at my lap. It's very disappointing how she had to take three trips to and back from the orchestra/choir room to find an instrument's case that she's been playing for God knows how long. Obviously not long...she's not too...uhm...'experienced.' hahaha. Ohhh dear me. By the way, she did find the violin case. Then after class she started ranting on about how Mr. BRM told her the wrong directions. Everyone was like. So you picked up a french horn case...?
MICHELLE
Okay. So again, I walk into orchestra. 'YOU'RE BACK!!!' from this annoying voice coming from no other than 'Michelle.' So I turn and go 'I know! I love it!!' She goes, 'I have music for you!!' And me, '..yay...favorite...' she laughs. Then she yells at me for being in the wrong spot--I'VE BEEN GONE FOR TWO WEEKS. I'm sorry I'm not informed of these changes. God. Her hair was straight today. It's usually big and crimpy and curly and it never looks right. I guess it was okay today. And yes, I'm being nice. Haha. I'm usually nice by the way, just don't turn annoying haha. But yeah, not much with 'Michelle' today, she was okay. Ish. Compared to the rest. Ha.
Ohhh my god. So that was pretty much today. Well minus SDC's story, that was a while ago. More coming, trust me. Lotsss more school left!!!
Thanks guys, I'll keep postin =]
~mel~

NUMBER 2

Ah, this whole blogging thing is just way too fun for words! I mean, sure I may be being a tad mean...but it does help my mood. Like a lot. And well, until me and my bomb partner in crime Alicia go boy shopping FOR REAL, i'm stuck being single. And let me tell you. I am LOVING it. Let me explain with venting!
KOOKOO
I can wear what I want to now, I can hug and text who I want to...YES. freedom. Now I get the statement 'you never know what you have until you lose it.' Well, mine is kinda opposite. My version is more along the lines of 'you know what you didn't have when whatever was holding you back isn't there anymore.' I didn't have freedom. And I finally get it. 'KooKoo' wouldn't even let me go to a mosh pit at a rock concert! And I know he was trying to be all protective of me, but it's what I want to do. It's even on my list of things to do before I die! So psh. I believe I shall do that very soon. At an INSANE rock concert. It'll be fricken epic. And what was with always wanting to read my diaries?! No boyfriend should ever do that. Neverrr! If we want you to know stuff, we'd TELL you. Diaries are for us to vent things we can't tell other people. So jeez. UGH.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
So okay. We all know you starve for attention-and apparently it doesn't matter if it's positive or negative-but you're reaching the point of desperate. 'Someone ran over my foot...' So where's your cast and crutches? Why would you choose to [loudly] hop on one foot back and forth from the back to the front of the whole classroom when you could acquire QUIETER crutches and avoid PISSING the always happy chemistry teacher off? Oh, you haven't noticed how Mrs. R. smiles when everyone is talking to her except when you do? Because all you talk to anyone about is just your 'medical problems'?! Wow. cluless much? Wowww. Don't get me wrong. you CAN be...nice ish. You just really need to tone it down. A LOT. holy man. You are seriously way entertaining though. No joke. How you stop randomly at where me and my friends are sitting and totally go all out on telling me whatever's wrong with you THAT day. Sorry, but we totally crack up when you leave. Ha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
So let me tell you readers a few short stories. Three to be exact.
UNO.
So I hurt my wrist. Obviously I need that to play the violin. So I give him a note saying I can't play for a while. He was like. Uh...k. So every couple days this huge lady who only wears mumu's and shit comes in and helps us because Mr. BRM doesn't know wtf he's doing. So i was switching between sketching and writing in my music (i like drawing shrooms...). Ms. Fatty over here walks by and goes 'you'll gets more out of this class if you looked at your music...' WTF I WAS!! If you actually wanted to be there to HELP US and not exentuate the fact that you want to jump Mr. BRM's bones, you'd see that I write in my fucken music. Bitch.
DOS.
So I mentioned I was failing his class, right? Right. Well. On the online gradebook he said:
BEHAVIOR/RESPECT.......................................1/4
uh....HUH?!?! Okay, first of all. Those who know the real Melanie, you should know I'm pretty nice and stuff right? I mean I'm not all in yo face and stuff. So I may be a bitch about Mr. BRM outside of class. NEVER in class. So I asked him about it the next day. I told him I can name four people who text behind their instruments in class, I never do. And he said 'okay. And someday I will see them. But for now I just see you talking.' I just walked away. I could've told him I only talk about what's going on in class, or helping inside-out-sweater dude. Ugh. So he can just die.
TRES.
So you know about my non-playing-ness because of my wrist? Every couple of days he'd ask me how much longer I'd be out and I told him I didn't know. So one day after this 'routine' he was like 'you're always complaining about your grades, yet you haven't played in a week. Do you sense a problem here?'
Me: 'hmmm. nope.'
Him: 'there's a problem Melanie. A BIG problem.'
Me: 'okay.'
Haha I love being all stubborn to Mr. Bald Rat Man. Yesss. Love it.

Well that's pretty much all I've got for today. There's gonna be a TON tomorrow--school!!!

NUMBER 1

This is gonna be bomb. Venting about people pissing me off...ha, who can ask for more?? So I'm pretty excited. You should be too, my vocabulary can get very colorful. So where shall I begin? Hmmm so many different annoying people...Got it! Let's start with the person who's been pissin me off the longest. Oh, by the way, I'm changing everyone's names for their safety AND mine. I'd rather avoid getting in trouble haha. And if any of the changed names are yours, don't be all like WTFUCK haha they're CHANGED. CHANGED PEOPLE!!!! Just way similar to their own names. Except for the ones I got a little creative on. Haha So! Let's be on with it then. Wow that sounded kinda british haha. Anyways.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Mmhmm told you I was going to change the names haha. So this dear man...he's one of the teachers at my school, orchestra teacher to be exact. And you guys can report me to whoever you want. Freedom of speech thank ya very kindly. So back to Mr. Bald Rat Man. So what's with all these absences I'm getting? I mean sure I've been gone for two weeks but I've been there every day unless I have an appointment, but those are fucken like...excused. so go die. No I'm not even joking. Go in a plane and fly somewhere far away and just explode. Do EVERY one a favor. Jeez. K so anyways. Also, why...HOW am i failing?! What the hell?? ORCHESTRA. That's pretty much easy to pass with flying colors right? Nope, not right. Nope, Mr. Bald Rat Man pretty makes orchestra hell. Except for the first violins. They are his babies. And what's with putting me next to a guy who puts sweaters on inside out?? True stuff man. I told inside out dude about his sweater and he looked down the front inside of his sweater and was like 'uh oh.' and got up, in the middle of Mr. BRM's teaching...thing and TOOK OFF HIS SWEATER, flipped it inside out, and sat down like nothing happened. He...is one of the strangest boys I have ever known. Oh my gosh like...wow. But this isn't about him is it? It's about Mr. Bald Rat Man. Okay, and do you just hate me? Seriously? Because I honestly sense some hostility coming from you to me. It's kind of scary actually. I mean, I hate you too man. But come on now. I'm your student. OH!!! What the fux up with us not going to Florida? AKA the only reason I stayed in orchestra this year. AKA what you and the band teacher bribed everyone with?? K. Seriously not cool man. You, Mr. Bald Rat Man, are the only reason I don't look forward to school after two weeks. You are:
+harsh in so many ways
+rude. SO rude.
+discriminating
+a complete and total asshole
Yup, it's true. So I'm going to save the rest for another blog. Because trust me. There's SOOO much more. So much more. Onto the next annoying person! WOO! I'm liking this. I should've started so long ago.
ALICE
Okayyy. So you, my dear 'friend,' HAVE TO STOP FUCKEN COPYING ME. no joke it has been pissing me off since ninth fucken grade. Let's name all the things you've copied me on.
+purple skinny jeans (not a big deal anymore because everyone's doing that now but it still makes me mad that YOU'RE doing it)
+blue liquid eyeliner (just because I told you it looked good on you ONCE when you borrowed MINE doesn't mean you can just go out and buy your own. Maybe I was lying--we'll never know.)
+apparently you get hiccups everyday like I do. Oh, how convenient. Everytime I hiccup, you do. Oh look at that I just hiccupped. YOU MISSED ONE! HA.
+wearing skinny jeans in the FIRST place. In ninth grade you said you wouldn't ever. But it's all you wear now.
+my fucken HAIRCUT. a week after I get blunt bangs, you come up to me at school looking all happy and I wanted to punch your smile right off your face. Your hair looks horrible. And it pissed me off when my friend took your side.
+that one colorful hat I got like three years ago. You had your GRANDMOTHER make it. Just in different colors. Wow, sorry thats sinking low.
K people. I know it sounds immature that I'm whining about all this shit. But seriously I've been trying to make my own style this year. I don't need her screwing it up. Seriously. If you're a girl, you might understand. But I don't EXPECT you to. And I'm sorry if any of that sounded mean. Actually I'm not hahaha. But if you have a problem with what I'm saying please tell me. I'll TRYYY to tone it down a bit. No promises though =] So anyways. I really don't like how you've been totally following me around like a little puppy dog 'alice.' reallyyy. it gets way annoying. GR. onto the next annoying person! bamsauce this is bomb.
MICHELLE
So. Little Miss teacher's pet in orchestra. Chick who wears heels who can't even WALK in them. God you bug me. Sorry. So last year. I was sitting in club and I called Mr. Bald Rat Man an ass or something...something like that. You came and were like 'So, what satisfaction do you get out of being a bitch?' I was like ...wait YOU'RE asking ME this?! little miss pinched up face and HELLA bad hair chick? Oh no. You definitely did not say that. I may be acting nice to you this year. But HOOOOOLY fuck you should hear what I'm saying about you in my head. You are a complete bitch to everybody in orchestra, and you seriously need to take like a billion chill pills or like ten midol because your moodswings are just INCREDIBLE. in the worst way possible. They're awful 'Michelle.' You NEED to control your anger, because they're affecting the way people look at you. You may think you have tons of friends. Maybe you do, but you're going to lose them all because you turn into a complete and utter asshole so many times. Like especially during our sectionals in the morning. EVERYONE IS IRRITABLE IN THE MORNING. You don't have to make the atmosphere worse. So. And it really freaks me out that you wear my older brother's sweatshirt. That actually makes me scared for his health. I don't want him getting any thing you have. Ew. *shudders* Person number four!!
KOOKOO
So we had a good run. For almost four months. Then we kept fighting, and I really couldn't deal with that anymore. So why can't you support my decision, even if it means you getting hurt? I COULDN'T DEAL WITH IT ANYMORE. i felt TRAPPED. I couldn't wear things I wanted to, I couldn't hug any of my friends who are boys [i did anyway, oops.] I couldn't do almost ANYTHING. So I had to do something about it. And I am sorry. Really. I hate hurting people. But when it's for my benefit I feel like I have to. And now, you text my mother asking if you can give me a list of all the reasons why you love me. You think that's going to help?? No. It wouldn't. It would've just made everything harder for the BOTH of us. Why can't you see that. Honestly. Sorry, I'm just done. I'm done. Okay? FINITO.
SHORT, DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Oh. My. GOD. Honestly, you are SO ENTERTAINING. But people don't come more annoying than you, THAT'S for sure. Holy hell. You come into my history class and just randomly start talking to me about your health issues and Mr. Bald Rat Man. OMG. Ready?!
'oh my god, Mr. BRM is going to fuck me up the ass with my violin [...that makes absolutely no fucken sense at all...] because I forgot my violin because I had to go to the neurologist because my body fat level is 3 percent and it's supposed to be 4 to 5 percent! [.....what the FUCK!?!? Weight, first of all, has nothing to do with a brain problem, which, FYI neurologists are actually for. Second of all, if your body fat level is 3 percent, mine is like negative 10 percent. I can honestly stick two of me's in you. K that sounds really gross but you get it.]' and you just keep going ON and ON and ON...and in chemistry!!! YOU GO DOWN EACH ROW TELLING PEOPLE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU. WHY?! Honestly...you...I have no way of describing you. You just never be quiet. And when you thought Mr. BRM was squeezing your arm too tight--he wasn't. He really wasn't. And I know I'm taking his side for once. But seriously. He was barely even touching you. So stop whining. And maybe you do have a brain problem. But since you've got things a little backwards maybe you should go to a nutritionist. Because maybe...to you, brains go to nutritionists as to body fat goes to neurologist? Hm. Things to ponder.

So that was fun, right?! Well okay it was HEAPS of fun to me. So, I really think you should comment about this. I do want to know what you think, this being my first little bloggage and all. So thank ya for bein bomb people!!
~mel~