SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Hahahaha okay. So. Today, I found out that she was in my solo/ensemble group. With like ten other kids. This, for people who don't know, is where a group or soloist performs a piece of music for judges and...get judged? Haha, and good people can go to state. I've never cared for it. Never. But this year is going to SUCK because you-know-who is in my group. So. We were in the practice room and my stomach was KILLING me, and 'Michelle' was the same. We both said that we didn't feel good, and SDC was like 'oh i know, I have that cold thats going around.' and i said 'well both our stomachs hurt.' and she was like 'oh! Mine too!!!' HAHAHA and me and 'Michelle' both look at each other like...ohmygod. She IS such a faker. Hahahaha oh mannn. That's not even ALL of today's adventures with her! Ah, so at lunch me, Alicia, and her boyfriend Derek were sitting in the office hall. We look and here comes SDC LIMPING down to the counselor's office. We all look at each other like ope, there she goes again. But when we kept looking into the window (we were already sitting like right under the counselor's office window), she was filling these papers out. So Derek tapped the glass trying to get her attention. Of course she didn't hear, she was too buried in and distracted with whatever papers she was filling out. So of course little rebellion Melanie here wanted to push the luck. Haha, so I tap the glass LOUDER. I duck and hide from her and after a couple minutes looked up to see if she was looking. Nope! But Alicia said she heard her tap on the glass, which i wouldn't doubt 'cause I was laughing so hard. So later. When we got up to go to sixth period, she was walking down the hall the exact way she did the first time, which was weird. But of course SHE is weird. So. Ha. But this was our conversation:
Her: what were you doing? did you tap on the glass Mel Jay?
Me: uhm. No? I hit my head on the glass.
Her: Oh, I thought you tapped on it so I tapped back
Me: yeah.
*walks away.* hahaha. Oh, by the way, apparently we're BEST FRIENDS! She gave me a nickname she's used TWICE today! Hooray! It's totally original too, I haven't heard that......from five different people. Haha. Not. I wish my name wasn't so convenient. Like the Spice Girl, Mel B. Mel jay.
UGH. anyways. Haha.
MR. BALD RAT MAN
IS A FAT LARD WHO NEEDS TO EXPLODE. Sorry, just finishing the sentence. Haha, so today, like I said we were in groups for the solo/ensemble. (By the way, SDC was supposed to sit next to me, but thank GOD Jake sat there and Mr. BRM changed the arrangement, haha). I had no idea what group I was in, so I nicely went up to him and asked 'Hey, I wasn't here for this. What group am I in and where do I sit?' He said, 'I'll get to that Melanie. Sit down.' Naturally, in my mind, I slapped him and whacked him with my violin. But in reality, I said 'Kay fine.' ass. (in my head. Haha.) Hum. Also, we were playing and he was explaining which notes are half step and which are whole step. As in, would the spacing between my fingers be nonexistent while changing notes? Or will they be large, allowing a whole note to be between each. Wow, I sound smart. Haha. Anyways. We were writing in our music, me and Jake, and Mr. BRM was like to us and the next stand over, 'Why is 'Michelle' only answering? Why aren't you moving your pencils?' And we WERE. He's just too &*^*ing (haha Artur!!! cartoon swearing WOO!) caught up in himSELF that he didn't notice. Whatever. Fucken ass wipe. Go jump off a cliff and die. A couple times. Make it hurt, too. Hahah woo for being mean! Anyways. Yeah. That's pretty much it...oh. NEW ALICE UPDATE!
ALICE
So today in the cafeteria, me and Alicia were talking about the Twilight books I think. And 'Alice' is like 'Oh my God, I have an exclusive clip from Twilight the movie!' And I was like. 'Uh I'm sure I've seen it before, I've watched like everything having to do with that movie.'
her: No this is exclusive, brand new!
So I watch it. It's basically a collage of 4 different clips of the movie. All seen before by your's truly. And by the way, yes, I am a HUGEEEEEE twilight fan. Haha.
But she always does this. She always tries to one-up everybody, like she's socially ahead of everybody else.
PSSST. *whispers* She's the exact opposite... *stops whispering* no joke. She...yeah. Well you know what? She can just go on believing whatever she wants to. Because no matter how much she believes, it shall neva eva evaaaa be true.
And now! I end with a poem!!!
It's called Annoying People.
Dedicated to the Annoying People.
ANNOYING PEOPLE
By Melanie J.
If you're gonna be moody,
Why always make them bad moods?
If you really want attention,
Why make it negative?
If you're gonna be an ass,
Why make it toward me?
If you want to make me happy,
Why not let me do what I want?
If you want to copy me,
Why make it so fucken obvious?
If you couldn't already guess them.
MICHELLE
JESSIE
MR. BALD RAT MAN
KOOKOO
ALICE
Domination!!!
I'll write more tomorrow guys!
~mel~
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