FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sorry, it's been forever since I've been on here!! So SDC hasn't been at school for a really long time...it actually really depresses me...like not even kidding! I MISS HER!!! what the hell happened to her?!
Anyway. I have ventage to happen about Mr. Bald Rat Man.
Soooo...god, where the hell do I start? Basically he always singles me out. Only me. Like...a couple days ago I talked to Michelle (one from here...she's cool now lol) because my wrists were hurting like HELL and i needed to go get ice from the nurse. She said that I totally could, just to talk to Mr. BRM.
...yeah. THAT will go well.
So I get up to him, and he's talking to the first chair so I waited two minutes for them to be done talking. When they finished, I open my mouth to talk. He goes. "You know you're late."
Me: "I'm late...?"
Him: "yes, class starts right now." (all the while he's doing his fucked up 'i'm better than you' smile.)
Me: "k...well I was gonna ask if I can go to the nurse. i need ice."
Him: *nods*
I cried the whole way to the nurse.
Sooo later toward the end of class, we stopped playing for a second and I REALLY had to pee haha. So I raise my hand (people usually just get up and walk out to go but I thought this was more polite.) he looks at me
Me: "may I go to the bathroom?" (quietly. for some reason his eyes scare the shit out of me)
Him: *sigh* "if you have to. is it an emergency (this is where i said yes, but i'm thinking he didn't hear me since i was so quiet) but really, could you not have gone during your 40 minute lunch period?"
Me: *just gets up and leaves* *cries in the bathroom stall.*
Right when I get home i get in my sweats and bawl my face off.
OKAY SO THIS IS THE FUN PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday. I had finally gotten up the courage to confront him about it. It was after class, and he was putting chairs away. So I just put it out there. "Mr. BRM? Why do you always just single me out?"
Him: "You are NOT ALLOWED to go to the bathroom in the middle of class."
Me: "Dude (yes I said dude. don't judge it's a habit) i'm not the only one. III had the decency to actually raise my hand, everyone else just leaves."
Him: "And what do you expect me to do, go get them all and punish them NOW? I WILL HANDLE IT ON FRIDAY, MELANIE."
Me: "So you only find time to yell at me, even if three people had just up and left before I went? You couldn't have yelled at any of them first? Just me?"
Him: "It is unacceptable to go to the bathroom in the middle of class. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
Me: "Whatever. Asshole." (TO HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
*As I was walking away, up goes Melly's middle finger!!!*
HOLY SHIT I FELT SO LIBERATED!!!!!!
I almost fainted though...BUT IT WAS FUCKEN AWESOME.
But the fact he's made me cry so many fucking times....bitch is going down.
HmMmM...who else. Ugh I can't even think right now.
SDC: come back. I'm dyin here.
May 14, 2009
April 4, 2009
Ohhh idk what to call this, a number, or random note.
Okayyy. So. This Spring Break, my mom planned a HUGE trip to Cancun for me and my little brother. I'm supposed to be there right now, but guess where i AM? Hospitallllll woooooo. I have the flu, but my asthma makes it way worse than it would be with someone without asthma. I was in the Intensive Care Unit all day yesterday, I had to go into my mom's room at 3:30 am two nights ago and tell her I didn't think I can go, then I called my dad to bring me to the ER. again. Because the at 5:30pm that same night we went to the ER because of my asthma. The dumbass doctors were like 'Oh yeah, it's because you're not taking your medicine' as they always do. Fuckers. Sorry, but HEY GUESS WHAT RETARDS, i have the flu and if you tested me for anything it might be a little better by now. Jesus.
I have two iv's going through me, and i have two holes from them taking blood (they always mess up the first time since my veins are like so used) but anyway when we went in in the early morning, it was so scary 'cause EVERY nurse in the ER was working on me. I was like ummmm is this that baddd...so usually people have about this much room to breathe:
I had this much room:
Yeahhh it was really bad. Ughhhh and I'm not getting any sleep 'cause they keep having to wake me up. I'm fucken peeing every 10 minutes from the damn fluids they're feeding me through the iv. yay. Speaking of, I have to go right now. I don't want to annoy them thoughhh. Oh and I have a gnarly bruise on my arm from the blood pressure cuff, they were doing it every two minutes and I kept feeling where it hurt so much to like check if they snuck a shot in without knowing. So finally I actually LOOKED at it, it was like black. it's disgusting. And yesterday I puked up all the medicine they gave me.
Sorry if this is graphic, I'm venting. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I WANT FUCKEN MEXICO. NOW.
I have two iv's going through me, and i have two holes from them taking blood (they always mess up the first time since my veins are like so used) but anyway when we went in in the early morning, it was so scary 'cause EVERY nurse in the ER was working on me. I was like ummmm is this that baddd...so usually people have about this much room to breathe:
I had this much room:
Yeahhh it was really bad. Ughhhh and I'm not getting any sleep 'cause they keep having to wake me up. I'm fucken peeing every 10 minutes from the damn fluids they're feeding me through the iv. yay. Speaking of, I have to go right now. I don't want to annoy them thoughhh. Oh and I have a gnarly bruise on my arm from the blood pressure cuff, they were doing it every two minutes and I kept feeling where it hurt so much to like check if they snuck a shot in without knowing. So finally I actually LOOKED at it, it was like black. it's disgusting. And yesterday I puked up all the medicine they gave me.
Sorry if this is graphic, I'm venting. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I WANT FUCKEN MEXICO. NOW.
March 2, 2009
NUMBER 23
Hello, beasties. Sorry it's been forever, once again, but you know how it is, people need to exert constant annoying-ness for me to blog so =P Hereeeeee we go.
And sorry if I sound really depressed, 'cause I am. I don't know why and that's probably the reason. I need to see a damn doctor about my depression. Anyways. Yuppp:
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
strikes again. Holy hell, so the past couple days she's been sitting with us at lunch because...actually I have no idea. (Oh, and I have a new person to blog about after SDC. WOOT) So TODAY we're all sitting around having a merry time--Me, Johnny, Alicia, Derek, Shobster, SDC, and let's name her...she-devil. SOoOo. I was holding my like jaw because my teeth still hurt like a bitch ass mo-fo. And out of NO where. SDC was like 'Oh, Mel, not to hurt your self esteem or anything, but you look sickly all the time. I don't know, maybe it was because of your liver last semester.' Sad to say I was on the verge of tears. Don't judge me, I'm a very sensitive person underneath my hard shell of mean bloggy-ness. God she's annoying. We just totally ditched her and she picked her stuff up and was like 'oh yeah, I have to go too I have a teacher to talk to' and so we go and come back and she's talking to a girl (sooooooooooooooo what happened to the teacher she was talking to? Me thinks she was just trying to act like she had a place to go to also but she didn't HA.) and the girl's face was like...priceless. Ohhh man. You can tell she wanted SDC to go away hahahahaha bomb sauce.
SHE-DEVIL
So she-devil has a history for liking Derek; Alicia's boyfriend. Which makes me laugh at him HAHAHA because she's almost as bad as SDC. Possibly the same. Who knows, and who cares as long as they're annoying?! Bomb. Anyways. She always comes and sits with us. For some f*cked up reason. I don't know. but last friday, she did. And I got a spicy chicken burger (and holy hell, when they say spicy, they mean spicy. wowwwwwwwwwwzers.) and fries. SHE STOLE LIKE HALF MY F*CKING FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is ALL I have to say about her. She...no. She...GR I'm going. I'm so frustrated right now I can't even finish my sentence. Blaghhh. Hehe, that sounds like blog. Hehe.
Don't be hatin
And sorry if I sound really depressed, 'cause I am. I don't know why and that's probably the reason. I need to see a damn doctor about my depression. Anyways. Yuppp:
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
strikes again. Holy hell, so the past couple days she's been sitting with us at lunch because...actually I have no idea. (Oh, and I have a new person to blog about after SDC. WOOT) So TODAY we're all sitting around having a merry time--Me, Johnny, Alicia, Derek, Shobster, SDC, and let's name her...she-devil. SOoOo. I was holding my like jaw because my teeth still hurt like a bitch ass mo-fo. And out of NO where. SDC was like 'Oh, Mel, not to hurt your self esteem or anything, but you look sickly all the time. I don't know, maybe it was because of your liver last semester.' Sad to say I was on the verge of tears. Don't judge me, I'm a very sensitive person underneath my hard shell of mean bloggy-ness. God she's annoying. We just totally ditched her and she picked her stuff up and was like 'oh yeah, I have to go too I have a teacher to talk to' and so we go and come back and she's talking to a girl (sooooooooooooooo what happened to the teacher she was talking to? Me thinks she was just trying to act like she had a place to go to also but she didn't HA.) and the girl's face was like...priceless. Ohhh man. You can tell she wanted SDC to go away hahahahaha bomb sauce.
SHE-DEVIL
So she-devil has a history for liking Derek; Alicia's boyfriend. Which makes me laugh at him HAHAHA because she's almost as bad as SDC. Possibly the same. Who knows, and who cares as long as they're annoying?! Bomb. Anyways. She always comes and sits with us. For some f*cked up reason. I don't know. but last friday, she did. And I got a spicy chicken burger (and holy hell, when they say spicy, they mean spicy. wowwwwwwwwwwzers.) and fries. SHE STOLE LIKE HALF MY F*CKING FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is ALL I have to say about her. She...no. She...GR I'm going. I'm so frustrated right now I can't even finish my sentence. Blaghhh. Hehe, that sounds like blog. Hehe.
Don't be hatin
February 18, 2009
NUMBER 22
Ohhh my godddd. So. hang on did I tell you guys about the rumor that's going on about me...berb I'm gonna go check.
NOOPE i didn't!!!
K. So this guy, I'll name him evil rumor dude. Let's go.
EVIL RUMOR DUDE
that doesn't look like the blue I usually use...anyways!! Haha, so. In ASL like...the Friday two weeks ago, I saw the 300 class looking at me and talking amongst themselves. I was like k. And Alicia was trying to tell me what they were talking about but I suck at understanding sign language lol. So after school, Jason texts me saying 'So the 300 class thinks you're on drugs. You were acting weird today.' NEWS F*CK*NG FLASH. that's how I always am. I'm naturally high, thank you very much. ANYWAY. Sooo...MONDAY. I walk into class and this girl in MY class, the 200 class, was like 'Melanie, you do drugs?!' I just look at Evil Rumor Dude and yell 'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You ASSHOLE.' (don't worry, the teacher couldn't hear me she's deaf haha i'm nice) because I knew it was him. UMMmm... oh. So the two days after that, every class I walked into, everyone would look at me and start whispering, and in my mind I'd be like '.....is it what I'm wearing, is my makeup okay, how's my hair?!' But I'd sit down and in my first period class Boy-Who-Has-Probably-Done-Every-Drug-Known-to-Man (obviously I changed his name. Haha) was like 'So, what've you done so far?'
Yeah.
I was like k. That's it. SOOOooooo...they (the 300 people who started all this sh*t) brought me outside and tried to tell me it was a misunderstanding but I'm not believing them. Ass holes. F*cken a.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
NEEDS TO STOP TAKING FREAKING MEDICATIONS. She hasn't done anything SDC-like in the past like week or something!! She's been gone, but like Friday and Thursday I think she was there...she should start showering too...her hair is nastyyyyyyyyyyy. Ewie. Oh hey, maybe she can get a shower taken before her mom cuts her hair!! Hahahaha k that was mean. But since when has that stopped me?! Lol, I would pay SERIOUS money to see her mom's haircut job. Holy fook. My god that would be epic. I'd have to change her nickname to 'short disproportionate dude' HAHA oh man. Be honest, am I mean? Yes. I am. And I'm damn proud of it thank you very much!!! This is what happens when people don't do annoying stuff, I start expanding on past experiences!! Hahahaha, anyways. Artur is yelling at me to hurry up...or facebook-yelling...CAN'T GET ME THERE BUDDY hahaha
I might have to like...translate mary had a little lamb to danish just to piss him off lol...
LET'S GO!!!
Mary fik noget lam
kun lidt lam
kun lidt lam
Mary fik noget lam hvem er plyndre var hvid nemlig sne
why is it mary HAD a little lamb?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAMB?!?! Anywaysss I guess I'll post this and be semi-nice hahaha
I'll write more as soon as someone does something else dumb!!!
Love mellayyy
NOOPE i didn't!!!
K. So this guy, I'll name him evil rumor dude. Let's go.
EVIL RUMOR DUDE
that doesn't look like the blue I usually use...anyways!! Haha, so. In ASL like...the Friday two weeks ago, I saw the 300 class looking at me and talking amongst themselves. I was like k. And Alicia was trying to tell me what they were talking about but I suck at understanding sign language lol. So after school, Jason texts me saying 'So the 300 class thinks you're on drugs. You were acting weird today.' NEWS F*CK*NG FLASH. that's how I always am. I'm naturally high, thank you very much. ANYWAY. Sooo...MONDAY. I walk into class and this girl in MY class, the 200 class, was like 'Melanie, you do drugs?!' I just look at Evil Rumor Dude and yell 'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You ASSHOLE.' (don't worry, the teacher couldn't hear me she's deaf haha i'm nice) because I knew it was him. UMMmm... oh. So the two days after that, every class I walked into, everyone would look at me and start whispering, and in my mind I'd be like '.....is it what I'm wearing, is my makeup okay, how's my hair?!' But I'd sit down and in my first period class Boy-Who-Has-Probably-Done-Every-Drug-Known-to-Man (obviously I changed his name. Haha) was like 'So, what've you done so far?'
Yeah.
I was like k. That's it. SOOOooooo...they (the 300 people who started all this sh*t) brought me outside and tried to tell me it was a misunderstanding but I'm not believing them. Ass holes. F*cken a.
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
NEEDS TO STOP TAKING FREAKING MEDICATIONS. She hasn't done anything SDC-like in the past like week or something!! She's been gone, but like Friday and Thursday I think she was there...she should start showering too...her hair is nastyyyyyyyyyyy. Ewie. Oh hey, maybe she can get a shower taken before her mom cuts her hair!! Hahahaha k that was mean. But since when has that stopped me?! Lol, I would pay SERIOUS money to see her mom's haircut job. Holy fook. My god that would be epic. I'd have to change her nickname to 'short disproportionate dude' HAHA oh man. Be honest, am I mean? Yes. I am. And I'm damn proud of it thank you very much!!! This is what happens when people don't do annoying stuff, I start expanding on past experiences!! Hahahaha, anyways. Artur is yelling at me to hurry up...or facebook-yelling...CAN'T GET ME THERE BUDDY hahaha
I might have to like...translate mary had a little lamb to danish just to piss him off lol...
LET'S GO!!!
Mary fik noget lam
kun lidt lam
kun lidt lam
Mary fik noget lam hvem er plyndre var hvid nemlig sne
why is it mary HAD a little lamb?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAMB?!?! Anywaysss I guess I'll post this and be semi-nice hahaha
I'll write more as soon as someone does something else dumb!!!
Love mellayyy
January 31, 2009
NUMBER 21
HOLY DUDE!!!! SDC STORIES HEHEHEHE
oh my gosh.
K let's do this!! I have two hours until Michelle's (not the one in my blog, the real one!! The NICE one haha) Birthday party!!!! I CAN'T WAITTT. K here we go!
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Woo I remembered her fake name!! Hahaha, oh my god. K. So She's been kinda medicated, and wayyyyyyy boring the past...long time haha. But holy jeez. So I've been saying hey to her and stuff just to get her to talk and talk and talk... So which story do we start on?? Let's see, last week like Wednesday at lunch I said hey to her and she gestured to her hair, so I was like to Alicia 'WHAT IS MY HAIR OKAY?! IS IT MESSED UP?!' And she came over and was like 'Oh, I love your hair!! Did you get it cut?! I need to get mine cut, but last time my mom cut it and was like up to here! *points above ear* So if she wants to do that again, I'm so not letting her!! That was horrible, I looked like a boy! (uh.....SDC...no comment)' And oh my god. She just went on and on...THEN. Like so Thursday I wasn't at school 'cause on the WAY to school, I had to make my older brother pull over so I can make sick out the door...don't know why I think it was 'cause of stress. But around the time chemistry happened, maybe after chemistry, Artur texts me saying 'So apparently SDC has vaginal cramps now. :D' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Adding on to all of her other sh*t!!!! ohmyGOD!!! And I asked him who she was telling that to and guess what Artur said?!
oh my gosh.
K let's do this!! I have two hours until Michelle's (not the one in my blog, the real one!! The NICE one haha) Birthday party!!!! I CAN'T WAITTT. K here we go!
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
Woo I remembered her fake name!! Hahaha, oh my god. K. So She's been kinda medicated, and wayyyyyyy boring the past...long time haha. But holy jeez. So I've been saying hey to her and stuff just to get her to talk and talk and talk... So which story do we start on?? Let's see, last week like Wednesday at lunch I said hey to her and she gestured to her hair, so I was like to Alicia 'WHAT IS MY HAIR OKAY?! IS IT MESSED UP?!' And she came over and was like 'Oh, I love your hair!! Did you get it cut?! I need to get mine cut, but last time my mom cut it and was like up to here! *points above ear* So if she wants to do that again, I'm so not letting her!! That was horrible, I looked like a boy! (uh.....SDC...no comment)' And oh my god. She just went on and on...THEN. Like so Thursday I wasn't at school 'cause on the WAY to school, I had to make my older brother pull over so I can make sick out the door...don't know why I think it was 'cause of stress. But around the time chemistry happened, maybe after chemistry, Artur texts me saying 'So apparently SDC has vaginal cramps now. :D' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Adding on to all of her other sh*t!!!! ohmyGOD!!! And I asked him who she was telling that to and guess what Artur said?!
OUR CHEMISTRY TEACHER.
I KNOW RIGHT?!!!?? oHmYgOd. That totally made my day, holy fook. OHHH. And!!! She came up to me at lunch (that day, Artur also texted me saying SDC found my comment to him on Facebook telling him 'SDC HAS A FACEBOOK AND SHE INVITED TO BE HER FRIEND!!! Oh godddd lol') anyway she came up to me at lunch saying the exact same thing, and I was like ohhh, you did? Really? And she was like YEAH!!! I thought it was so funny!!!
So I'm thinkin she thinks she's popular, and she thinks that's what I meant by that. Like I was saying 'Oh my god, I'm so lucky she's asking me to be her friend on facebook! YAY!!!' Which, I'm not gonna lie...I AM!!!!!!!!! She is THE most entertaining thing since those balls that change colors when you squeeze them!! And no, you sick minds, not the icky kinda balls hahaha.
HOLY.
BOB.
Oh mannn. Maybe she ran out of medication...PARTY TIME.
HMMMmm...I think she's the only person who has been truly annoying (in suchhh a good way) lately...
OMG PEOPLE. I got my licence!!!! YAYYYYY FREEDOM.
Anyways, I gotta go get ready for the party!! Hope this is enough to hold you over till the next amazing annoying day!!!
Love,
Melly
January 18, 2009
NUMBER........wait hang on...20!!!!
holy. hell.
K it's been a tad of a long time!! Let's see. 12 days since my last post, a month since my last bash!! WHOA. K let's do this.
So doesn't everyone hate it when people change? And kind of...like...I don't know 'move on' from you to a different 'best friend'? Let's see. Here's an example. I'm gonna do a fun little new name change too!! WOO new person!!
PANDA-FRIEND-DITCHER
So this is a sad, but true, story of Panda the friend ditcher.
So it all started ten years ago. Both my brothers go missing and I find out they're at this little girl's house playing in her backyard. So I go over there and she includes me and stuff and that pretty much leads on to us being the absolute best friends in THE world. Like pretty much sisters. We did everything together. Seven-night-in-a-row sleepovers, camping, swimming, doing the most random things in the world...everything. And the best part is she lived right across the street from me. It was amazing.
But the summer before her first year at junior high, which was two years ago, she had to move away, but not far away just like to downtown Bothell. That made it harder, but we still got to see each other pretty much all the time 'cause it was summer. But when she started Junior high...she found new friends. Yayyy. But she claimed she hadn't changed.
YET, she found a boyfriend after about a week of f*cken school. They broke up...then she got with and dropped four guys in three months. She was f*cking 12. Later her and her first boyfriend got back together (they still are today) and now she is drinking and having raves and having sex...she's fourteen.
FOURTEEN. and I know it's immature to go off of this, but I am now number 7 on her top friends. She's number 2 on mine after Alicia. That hurts. And she has a section named 'MY TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD' I'm not one of them. There's also one called 'PEOPLE I MISS' I'm not one of those either. Sooo. Ouch much? Yes, I believe so. I've made about 3 depressing poems about her. They're not bad actually...anyways. Let's see here...who else...
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Wow, so 'Michelle' made an after school sectional a couple days ago and I couldn't go because I had a doctor's appointment. I TOLD MICHELLE TOO. So the next day, Mr. BRM corners me and Sunmin and is like 'why didn't you go to the sectional last night?!' and I told him I had a doc appointment. And he was like 'WELL DID YOU TELL MICHELLE THAT?!' me 'uh yeah duh, i told her BEFORE' him 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?' me *walks away* hahaha
stick it to da man!!!
But yeah, then Michelle was like 'yeah, so I'm really sorry but the sectional last night seriously sucked and that's why mr. brm is all super pissed at you. Kyle even said that I sucked at playing and shouldn't be your section leader.' THAT made me mad. First of f*cking all, Kyle. You suck k? Go play your violin somewhere else k? and let's see YOU try to lead the whole section. Mmhmm that's what i thought, hoe.
(I'm in a strange mood...)
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
YOU SUCK!!!!!! WHY'D YOU QUIT FRICKEN ORCHESTRA, 'CAUSE YOUR STOMACH HURTS?!
sorry that was mean.
Wait no i'm not =] K maybe a little...nah.
I'm angry at you!
Cause you're not even talking to me!
WHY!?!
I need material, man!!!
PSH.
Anyways, SDC is now wearing glasses. Well I guess thats good now she doesn't have a reason to sit up 2 inches from the screen in chemistry, haha. Or tell people it's the wrong time or something. Damn those pills that she takes!!!
She's NORMAL!!!
not -looking...just normal =P
GOD i'm mean!!
I keep doing different lines
like
this
Whats with that man?? told you I'm in an odd mood =]
FINALS THIS WEEK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I should go my fingies hurt "/ Haha lemme just think if I'm missin anybody...
HUMMMMmmmmmmmmmm............nope!!
K it's been a tad of a long time!! Let's see. 12 days since my last post, a month since my last bash!! WHOA. K let's do this.
So doesn't everyone hate it when people change? And kind of...like...I don't know 'move on' from you to a different 'best friend'? Let's see. Here's an example. I'm gonna do a fun little new name change too!! WOO new person!!
PANDA-FRIEND-DITCHER
So this is a sad, but true, story of Panda the friend ditcher.
So it all started ten years ago. Both my brothers go missing and I find out they're at this little girl's house playing in her backyard. So I go over there and she includes me and stuff and that pretty much leads on to us being the absolute best friends in THE world. Like pretty much sisters. We did everything together. Seven-night-in-a-row sleepovers, camping, swimming, doing the most random things in the world...everything. And the best part is she lived right across the street from me. It was amazing.
But the summer before her first year at junior high, which was two years ago, she had to move away, but not far away just like to downtown Bothell. That made it harder, but we still got to see each other pretty much all the time 'cause it was summer. But when she started Junior high...she found new friends. Yayyy. But she claimed she hadn't changed.
YET, she found a boyfriend after about a week of f*cken school. They broke up...then she got with and dropped four guys in three months. She was f*cking 12. Later her and her first boyfriend got back together (they still are today) and now she is drinking and having raves and having sex...she's fourteen.
FOURTEEN. and I know it's immature to go off of this, but I am now number 7 on her top friends. She's number 2 on mine after Alicia. That hurts. And she has a section named 'MY TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD' I'm not one of them. There's also one called 'PEOPLE I MISS' I'm not one of those either. Sooo. Ouch much? Yes, I believe so. I've made about 3 depressing poems about her. They're not bad actually...anyways. Let's see here...who else...
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Wow, so 'Michelle' made an after school sectional a couple days ago and I couldn't go because I had a doctor's appointment. I TOLD MICHELLE TOO. So the next day, Mr. BRM corners me and Sunmin and is like 'why didn't you go to the sectional last night?!' and I told him I had a doc appointment. And he was like 'WELL DID YOU TELL MICHELLE THAT?!' me 'uh yeah duh, i told her BEFORE' him 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?' me *walks away* hahaha
stick it to da man!!!
But yeah, then Michelle was like 'yeah, so I'm really sorry but the sectional last night seriously sucked and that's why mr. brm is all super pissed at you. Kyle even said that I sucked at playing and shouldn't be your section leader.' THAT made me mad. First of f*cking all, Kyle. You suck k? Go play your violin somewhere else k? and let's see YOU try to lead the whole section. Mmhmm that's what i thought, hoe.
(I'm in a strange mood...)
SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
YOU SUCK!!!!!! WHY'D YOU QUIT FRICKEN ORCHESTRA, 'CAUSE YOUR STOMACH HURTS?!
sorry that was mean.
Wait no i'm not =] K maybe a little...nah.
I'm angry at you!
Cause you're not even talking to me!
WHY!?!
I need material, man!!!
PSH.
Anyways, SDC is now wearing glasses. Well I guess thats good now she doesn't have a reason to sit up 2 inches from the screen in chemistry, haha. Or tell people it's the wrong time or something. Damn those pills that she takes!!!
She's NORMAL!!!
not -looking...just normal =P
GOD i'm mean!!
I keep doing different lines
like
this
Whats with that man?? told you I'm in an odd mood =]
FINALS THIS WEEK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I should go my fingies hurt "/ Haha lemme just think if I'm missin anybody...
HUMMMMmmmmmmmmmm............nope!!
January 6, 2009
today sucked...
melly has a story to tell!! Scared the HELL OUT OF ME. so here goes.
i locked myself outta my mom's, so i walked to kjh to pick my little brother up. when we were walking home, this little white car with four teenage guys passed as and yelled at my little brother to 'get out of the f*cking ditch' Sooo i flipped them off. and the dude flipped me off back. A minute later, the same car is coming TOWARD us on the opposite side of the road, and they chucked two empty water bottles at usthey missed that time... but then aNOTHER minute later they turned BACK around so they're on OUR side of the road, but coming toward our backs. i knew they were gonna throw something else at us so of course i guard my head.THEY CHUCK A FUCKING FULL WATER BOTTLE AT US FROM A FOOT AWAY, SPEEDING IN A CAR. it hit my god damn ass and then hit ben's leg. GOD i hate people sometimes. my ass is fucken bruised jesus
i need pillz. talk to ya lataaaaaa.
i locked myself outta my mom's, so i walked to kjh to pick my little brother up. when we were walking home, this little white car with four teenage guys passed as and yelled at my little brother to 'get out of the f*cking ditch' Sooo i flipped them off. and the dude flipped me off back. A minute later, the same car is coming TOWARD us on the opposite side of the road, and they chucked two empty water bottles at usthey missed that time... but then aNOTHER minute later they turned BACK around so they're on OUR side of the road, but coming toward our backs. i knew they were gonna throw something else at us so of course i guard my head.THEY CHUCK A FUCKING FULL WATER BOTTLE AT US FROM A FOOT AWAY, SPEEDING IN A CAR. it hit my god damn ass and then hit ben's leg. GOD i hate people sometimes. my ass is fucken bruised jesus
i need pillz. talk to ya lataaaaaa.
January 1, 2009
Random Note #3
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
and
HAPPY 25th BLOG ENTRY!!!
HALFWAY TO 50!!!!!!
And yes, by the way, it IS Winter break (wow. almost said Spring break haha uhm...) so these Random Note things are just in the bashing blog's place. Because I am having a 'basher's block,' formerly known as a writer's block, but Melly put her own little twistify on it! Yay for twistifying...stuff! So life's being pretty good...ish. I have a new addiction--->30Rock. The show! Haha it. Is. Amazing. It started out all like funny ISH but now its just bomb. Holy dude. It's amazing. OHMYGOD. So Step Brothers the movie. Anyone seen it?? Holy man on the moon. SOOOOOO funny. Hum. Anyways. I'm going to try and conjure up some nice little new year resolutions!!- KEEP my good grades and finally prove to my parents that I'm not a complete failure. Ha.
- Try and go through life appreciating little things
- Attempt to accomplish mine and Esther's bucket list!!
- Tell Mr. BRM to his face that everyone thinks he looks like a penis. And that he should go shove himself up his ass 'cause he knows he likes it that way.
- Not swear for a WEEK!!! this is going to happen people, it has to!
- Find a certain person named 'C*n*o* S*a*' Hahaha from Alicia's dream! In Ellensburg!!
Dude. And I will make sure to tell you when these happen. Cause they WILL!!! Maybe not the BRM one...that...could end a tad badly "/ but the rest are! WOO!!! But yeahhh I'm gonna gooo.
Haha, have a bomb new year everyone!!
Love, Melly
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