NUMBER 5

TODAY WAS BOMB. As in it had a lot of things to talk about. Hahaha yay!! By the way, I'm naming these buy number 'cause...I'm only creative when I'm venting. Haha, I'll try to think up some good names maybe. I just thought this'd be easier for 'new readers'? lol. Let's gooo!

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK

Holy cow. Mkay. So first off, in chemistry, she was like...getting up and sitting down. Getting up, and sitting down again. I was like...so you got run over...? Ugh. Anyways, she was talking to the teacher (Poor Mrs. R...) and apparently now her eyesight isn't good anymore!!! Another flaw in her already 'horrible' health history. The reason I know this is she sat like 3 feet away from the screen. And the teacher even put the blinds down so there was no glare. And she's been able to see it this whole school year, suddenly today her eyes went kaboom? I don't know. But also, in chemistry, toward the end of class, she looked back at the clock (it was about 11:36 or something around there.) and she had to GET UP and walk toward it like four feet to see it. And she read the actual time and pretty much announced to the class that she thought it was 11:27. I just rolled my eyes. 'Cause honestly?! Jeez. She...yeah. Ha. At lunch, and yes. There's more. Haha. So at lunch, Alicia, Michelle (real Michelle, not the one I write about haha) and I looked over and there she was, talking to like five boys and we saw her naming things off her fingers, and grabbing her stomach and arm...wow. So we spent like ten minutes trying to yell her name, YELL HER NAME. Like at the top of our lungs. She didn't hear us, so apparently her hearing is going away too. Hahaha. So we go over, because we wanted to start her talking to us hahaha this is our convo.

Alicia: we've been calling your name for forever and you didn't hear us. We had a point, but we can't remember it *laughs*

SDC: Oh, about orchestra??

Me: huh?

SDC: I got a note from the counselor yesterday so I can quit orchestra.

Me: what?! why?

SDC: 'Cause I'm having stomach problems.

...............................................*dramatic pause*

Alicia: your stomach doesn't have anything to do with playing though...

SDC: i know, but it's like.......

and I totally spaced out after that. I...seriously?! OH!!!

She showed us the note, and started complaining about what Mr. Bald Rat Man wrote on it: 'I think it's in SDC's best interest to see through this year.' That was the first time I actually cheered in my head for Mr. BRM. Hahaha, 'cause if she quit orchestra, I wouldn't have bomb stories to tell you guys!!! Well I'd still have chemistry. But orchestra and lunch man! Haha.

BUT WAIT!!! THERE'S EVEN MORE!!!!

So actually IN orchestra, toward the end of class, we were playing. And in the middle of the song, I heard Mr. BRM yell 'MELANIE! MELANIE! MELANIE!' but he was pointing in a completely different direction. I stopped playing and was like 'WHAT?!' And Willie, my older brother, laughed at me and said he was saying MELODY! So when we stopped playing, Alicia said she thought that's what he was saying too, but then SDC was like 'oh my god i know! I was like what?? what happened to Melanie??'

*awkward silence*

uhhh......Why do people do that? Try to like feel all 'included?' It bugs me, they're like butting in. Very vexing. (advanced word!!) Haha, so that was all of Short Disproportionate Chick's stories for today I believe.

ALICE

Ohhh God. K this one isn't funny. Well maybe a little. Haha. So in the morning on the way to first period, Alice was like 'So you're going to the Twilight movie on Saturday right?'

Me: ......yeah? why?

Alice: what time?

Me: uh...seven i think. why.

Alice: well i was wondering if I can come.

Me: uhm...I'll ask Shabnam, she's the main planner person.

Alice: okay, see ya.

So we go through class, and toward the end we had like ten minutes of talkage time. So Esther, Shabnam, Raleigh, and I were talking about how Alice is INSANELY annoying, and I told Shabnam that she wanted to come...but she...isn't my favorite person in the world. So after class, I was surprised to see that Alice like. Was WAITING for me outside my class, 'cause she knows that Shabnam was in my class. This is our convo this time:

Alice: did you ask her?

Me: yeah, but I think we're going to change times to sometime earlier

Alice: oh, okay but I thought you got your tickets?

Me: no? I said we were going to today. (We DID get our tickets hahaha)

Alice: ohhh, okay. Well when you figure out a time, message me on myspace, I don't have texts until the end of the month. *laughs* (suckerrr.)

OH MAN. So I'm definitely NOT going to message her on MySpace, or tell her the real time. Haha, I know it's mean. But I really hate it when people invite themselves to things. Well okay, I hate it when annoying people do. Like A LOT. Hahaha. Hmmm.......

MR. BALD RAT MAN

......sadly wasn't bad today =[ he was actually NICE to me!!! He said hi!!! WHAT THE %$#& IS HAPPENING?! Haha, and yes, I really AM trying to stop swearing so much. Let's see...anymore annoying-ness...? Hmmmmmm. 'Michelle'.......no...

OHMYGOD!!! new person new person new person!!!

Well, I've mentioned him before, but not really made a section about him. So here we go! RE-INTRODUCING:

INSIDE-OUT-SWEATER DUDE!!!

HAHAHA ohmygoodness. So this was funny. The violins had a like 12 measure rest, and Mr. BRM was singing along to the.....viola's part. And I-O-S Dude all of a sudden started singing what Mr. BRM was singing, except a billion times louder! EVERYONE looked at him, HAHAHAHA oh my goddd. No joke, it was the funniest thing EVER. And remember, he sits next to me. So of course it scares the hell out of me, I jumped like 2 inches off my seat. Oh man. There's something...mentally wrong with that boy. I hate to say it. But he seriously has these weird little spazzes and oh man. But yeahhh. Every day. Lol.

I think thats all for today...sad! Hahaha I totally found a picture that looks kinda like SDC, except it's a cartoon and the chick has a baby. Hahaha. Anyways. Totally man, I'll write more lata if I think of more.

Peace out!

~mel~