NUMBER 17

Today's whole blog is dedicated to the WHOLE James family. And yes, I used their real names. I don't think they deserve any better. Plus, they'll like the attention, the bastards. K here we go.

The James Family.

You're douches. To put it lightly, honestly. God...k I'm going to tell my readers what they're doing this year.

K one sec this center align is bugging me haha, and I'm too lazy to highlight this and press right align...or is it left align...we'll find out!!

IT'S LEFT ALIGN! Haha, anyways. So my older brother wanted to have a halloween party this year, since it's the last year all his friends are going to be together. My mom was frantic trying to get everything sorted out and decorated, so she blogged about how she needed a fairy god mother to make it all happen. (And mosey sorry I really just have to vent about this. You have nooo idea.) And Heather, the mother [keep in mind: I have HATED. this family since forever, like holy hell. SOOO much.] she texts my mom saying 'I'm your fairy god mother. What do you need, I'll do it.' So my mom was like okay, thats really nice. So she gives Heather MORE than enough money to get the decorations done. And thanks her SO much more than anyone ever should thank that f*cken whore. Anyway. Only Heather and her mom were supposed to go into our house. But later, my younger brother texted my mom saying 'Why are the James's at our house?' and my mom never told him about it, so she thought maybe he saw their car on our driveway (we were living with my dad at the time) Mmmkay. So she tells him. And then...he texts her saying 'WHY IS EMMA IN MY ROOM?!?' (emma james. bitch. not even going to block out a vowel for that one, sorry mosey.) This started this whole thing where Heather says she was just kidding, she wasn't in his room. My mom got home, and there was a wad of that fake spider web on ben's bed.

YEAH. A JOKE.

And the reason why I've always hated this family with a passion is that they never DON'T get what they want. They always do. They make a huge show about showing people around them how they won't get whatever they want. Yet we always know they do.

And Emma did something unforgivable...and totally embarrassing so I can't exactly say what it is. But it starts with her being jealous about me being so thin and fit. Not even kidding. She's...uhm...let's just say the opposite of me.

ha.

UGH.

But yes, thank you James family, for being hoe bags. Every last one of you.

~mel~