Go away!! Just kidding. But really!! I'm actually in a fan-freaking-tastic mood, today was a good day. So let's get started!
OH WAIT. No, it started out pretty crappy! So NOW let's get started!!
Morning.
I wake up, feeling pretty good, only pressed my snooze button on my phone four times this morning...improvement! Go upstairs, have an amazing (travel) mug of coffee...bond with my puppy Teetu for a bit, and when it comes time to leave, I do!
Go outside, get in my car, and start on my way. Well, I live on what bothell...ians call "Nike Hill," this pretty big hill, and my road is like RIGHT on it. So, I turn off of my road, and start up the hill. My car stops. Then TAKES OFF!!! It did this like four times JUST going up the hill! So of course I totally freak out, because cars were gaining on my stupid little put-puttering car, and once I turn at the top of the hill, I pull of to the side of the road, call my dad, and let my car rest. After a few minutes, I tried it again, and it was fine!
...so I thought, of course. I make it ALL the way to the bottom of the hill that my school's on, and it starts doing it again. By then I'm totally fed up with my car, like really. My car, in the past, has just randomly stopped in the middle of a road. MULTIPLE times. Make funny noises...things like that. So of course I was like HELL YEAH, NEW CAR!!!!!!!! So I pull onto a seperate road, pull into this corner-grass-type thing...call my dad. He comes and gets me, drives me the remaining distance to school, and goes to get my car.
Guess what was wrong with my damn car? Out. Of. Gas.
So I suppose we should all be guessing instead what was wrong with ME. BUT! In my defense, there was NO "gas empty" light. Like NORMAL cars. Stupid little hoe.
So onto the good, happy things!!
First Period.
Ohhh boy. So in this class, I sit next to one of my good buddies Nhat, HEY NHAT! Haha, anyways we were reading Shakespeare's Hamlet (well...I was making a bookmark that is going to be totally AMAZING when I finish it, hopefully.) and we had a sub! Which I absolutely love when I have subs, MOST of the time. Well the sub kept like...pausing the readers to explain what, exactly, Shakespeare meant. One time when he did this, he was explaining that Shakespeare used a lot of what was slang back then.
Amazing sub: "In reality, in Elizabethan times, Shakespeare was a dirty old man!" *Cue a few students laughing, including me of course. Everyone knows I'm pretty much always laughing. Unless I'm PISSED haha, anyways!* "When he wrote 'so-and-so will be the death of me...' it was basically talking about having sex and reaching orgasm!" HAAHAHAHAHA!!! No joke!! This was a really old man too!!
Third Period.
(Since we don't have second period on Wednesdays). Meh, cooking class, wasn't AMAZING and wasn't just unbareable. Had a test, finished our poster....pretty good!
Fourth Period.
Again, wasn't horrible. I'm actually kind of enjoying learning about world religions, I find it kind of...hm. Interesting? As weird as that sounds, I'm kind of into learning HOW the world got where it is today, and holy wow. Religion plays a larger role in that than I ever thought it could. It's really interesting to me.
Fifth Period.
Oh my gosh!!! WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT ASTRO-PHYSICS!!!! This is like the first unit I'm actually interested in! I'm so excited. You probably can't tell can you?? WOO!!! I used to want to become an astronaut more than anything, just because every clear night I look up into the sky and WANT TO BE THERE!! Mmm that would be amazing...I still really want to become an astronaut. I just think I'd be more successful as a respiratory therapist and nurse. I know at one point in every child's lives, there's always this astronaut phase. I guess mine's just never really ended! Words can't describe how fantastic I think it'd be to be up there. Gahhh...I'm rambling, so what. Haha, anyways, YESTERDAY we had a sub in that class too! And he was just such a funny nice guy, kinda strange though...came up to a girl who sits behind me named Kelsey and was like "you wanna know how I'll remember you? Well back when my granddaughter was born, we were trying to pick a name, and it was between Kelsey, Katie, and Kendra." and I was trying so hard not to laugh at the random-ness!! Oh it was great. I'm kinda alone in that class, all my friends are towards the front! Like Nhat, Kaitlyn and Michelle. :( I'm just chillin back there. Today we watched a movie with Carl Sagan, an episode of a TV show called Cosmos. I know my older brother likes him 'cause he found a video on YouTube thats Carl Sagan clips of his voice being synced up and stuff, kinda cool. But the only thing about that show is the visual part isn't that impressive (unless they show the plane of the Milky Way, that totally just blew my mind. Gorgeous!!) but the facts were insane! And I love seeing scale models of the planets to the sun, and the sun to even BIGGER red giants...incredible! I feel like such a nerd. But that whole show I was like this the whole time: :O
No kidding!! Hum.
After School.
I gave my friend Kelsey a ride home, was running late for my dentist appointment though!! It's all good. I got there, and the damn dentist assistant was YELLING AT ME for not having my inhaler with me! Like...WHAT?! She was like, "well last time you were here, the woman who cleaned your teeth said you had just had an attack 2 weeks before then, and what would I be able to do if you had an attack?!" Bitch, I know my OWN body, thank you very much. Jesus. On the plus side, she said my hair color made my eyes look insane...so I suppose thats good. Right? Haha...so I got home and we went to visit my grandma, who's been really sick...like she's dying :( she's hanging on though. Love you grammy, I know you aren't reading this but love you!!!
So, that was my day! Pretty eventful, right?? I think so.
Take care, guys!
February 20, 2010
You Wanna Know What's Annoying?
PEOPLE WHO AREN'T BEING ANNOYING.
S-FREAKING-DC!!!! Where is she?! I don't have ANY classes with her, and the only time I do see her is between classes :( It really depresses me! But I have noticed she is...EVERYWHERE on Facebook. Like commenting on every single person's status, becoming a fan of multiple different pages...she's everywhere. And a couple weeks ago, I told her happy birthday! And I think she said something like "Thanks!! :)" and, desperate for some sort of SDC-like moment, I said "Dude, SDC (but I said her name :P) I wish we had a class together!!" and as much as I'm currently trying to track it down, I can't find her reply ANYWHERE!! But it was just this rant, like a paragraph long. Ridiculous.
Hmmm...oh God. So my mom is too much of a good person. She's putting up her friend because apparently she's having some really hard times (who isn't though...) so my mother's friend is staying in my older brother's room.
WELL. Ahtram (her name backwards, clever right?! Haha) has a demon child. DEMON. CHILD. Like...the kind of demon child that you think Satan gave birth to him himself. I can handle kids AMAZINGLY. But this kid...no. NO. Let's tell a story about this child!
Setting: Sunday morning, around 9 a.m., Melanie (yours truly obviously) is extremely sick with no voice. Living room, with Demon child, Ahtram, my mommy.
STORY!! So I come downstairs from my room, totally groggy, voiceless, and half dead. By the way, I am the LAST person you want to see in the morning hahaha not a pretty sight! Ask Alicia. Anyways, Ahtram is getting ready for church, having a cup of coffee, and demon child is just sitting there. When it's time for them to leave, demon child CURLS UP ON MY COUCH, in the FETAL POSITION, closes his eyes, and just lays there. After Ahtram saying "*name*, come on! Rebecca (his older sister, 23 i think)'s waiting!" multiple times, he just lays there. So Ahtram comes over, pulls on his arm, and HE KICKS HER INTO OUR F*CKING CHINA HUTCH. And let me tell you, if something in there broke, my mom would've killed. Him. Anyway, then, Ahtram picks up his tennis shoes AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH THEM!!!!!! In front of morning Melanie, and my mom. Beating him. With his tennis shoes. Really? Awesome parenting skills. So by then, my MOM is yelling at him, and my mom does not yell at people often like that. Actually, ever. And I'm barely managing to get SQUEAKS out of my mouth, my voice was shot. So finally my mom was like "If you don't get out of my house right now, you won't ever be allowed to step back in here." THAT made him get out. So he walks out, and Ahtram is JUST closing the door, and purposefully making sure the door was still open so she could hear, I asked my mom loudly, "What the FUCK just happened?!" And I started crying. It was traumatizing. I was like shaking, and so confused, oh my God.
And like, the MINUTE he walks into my house, the night before all that shit happened, he started raiding the Wii games, and THE REFRIGERATOR. Anyone who knows me knows not to just start looking for food. That is MY FOOD. Don't touch my food, especially if you're a damn demon child!!! Anyways, Ahtram was watching the Olympics on the big screen, which is the TV we use for Wii. He asked HIS MOM if he can play the Wii. OUR Wii. Like, what?! the?! hell?! And...I'm just about done with him. He's gonna be staying every other weekend.
Anybody wanna, like...shoot me? Or kidnap me?! ANYTHING. And Ahtram's staying till April at the least. Help. HELP.
....OR!!! We can perform an exorcism!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Anyways. I think that's about it for tonight...by the way, sorry it's only been FOREVER since I've blogged, like oh my God. I have seriously been so deprived of annoying-ness....
Night guys!
S-FREAKING-DC!!!! Where is she?! I don't have ANY classes with her, and the only time I do see her is between classes :( It really depresses me! But I have noticed she is...EVERYWHERE on Facebook. Like commenting on every single person's status, becoming a fan of multiple different pages...she's everywhere. And a couple weeks ago, I told her happy birthday! And I think she said something like "Thanks!! :)" and, desperate for some sort of SDC-like moment, I said "Dude, SDC (but I said her name :P) I wish we had a class together!!" and as much as I'm currently trying to track it down, I can't find her reply ANYWHERE!! But it was just this rant, like a paragraph long. Ridiculous.
Hmmm...oh God. So my mom is too much of a good person. She's putting up her friend because apparently she's having some really hard times (who isn't though...) so my mother's friend is staying in my older brother's room.
WELL. Ahtram (her name backwards, clever right?! Haha) has a demon child. DEMON. CHILD. Like...the kind of demon child that you think Satan gave birth to him himself. I can handle kids AMAZINGLY. But this kid...no. NO. Let's tell a story about this child!
Setting: Sunday morning, around 9 a.m., Melanie (yours truly obviously) is extremely sick with no voice. Living room, with Demon child, Ahtram, my mommy.
STORY!! So I come downstairs from my room, totally groggy, voiceless, and half dead. By the way, I am the LAST person you want to see in the morning hahaha not a pretty sight! Ask Alicia. Anyways, Ahtram is getting ready for church, having a cup of coffee, and demon child is just sitting there. When it's time for them to leave, demon child CURLS UP ON MY COUCH, in the FETAL POSITION, closes his eyes, and just lays there. After Ahtram saying "*name*, come on! Rebecca (his older sister, 23 i think)'s waiting!" multiple times, he just lays there. So Ahtram comes over, pulls on his arm, and HE KICKS HER INTO OUR F*CKING CHINA HUTCH. And let me tell you, if something in there broke, my mom would've killed. Him. Anyway, then, Ahtram picks up his tennis shoes AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH THEM!!!!!! In front of morning Melanie, and my mom. Beating him. With his tennis shoes. Really? Awesome parenting skills. So by then, my MOM is yelling at him, and my mom does not yell at people often like that. Actually, ever. And I'm barely managing to get SQUEAKS out of my mouth, my voice was shot. So finally my mom was like "If you don't get out of my house right now, you won't ever be allowed to step back in here." THAT made him get out. So he walks out, and Ahtram is JUST closing the door, and purposefully making sure the door was still open so she could hear, I asked my mom loudly, "What the FUCK just happened?!" And I started crying. It was traumatizing. I was like shaking, and so confused, oh my God.
And like, the MINUTE he walks into my house, the night before all that shit happened, he started raiding the Wii games, and THE REFRIGERATOR. Anyone who knows me knows not to just start looking for food. That is MY FOOD. Don't touch my food, especially if you're a damn demon child!!! Anyways, Ahtram was watching the Olympics on the big screen, which is the TV we use for Wii. He asked HIS MOM if he can play the Wii. OUR Wii. Like, what?! the?! hell?! And...I'm just about done with him. He's gonna be staying every other weekend.
Anybody wanna, like...shoot me? Or kidnap me?! ANYTHING. And Ahtram's staying till April at the least. Help. HELP.
....OR!!! We can perform an exorcism!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Anyways. I think that's about it for tonight...by the way, sorry it's only been FOREVER since I've blogged, like oh my God. I have seriously been so deprived of annoying-ness....
Night guys!
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