You Wanna Know What's Annoying?

PEOPLE WHO AREN'T BEING ANNOYING.
S-FREAKING-DC!!!! Where is she?! I don't have ANY classes with her, and the only time I do see her is between classes :( It really depresses me! But I have noticed she is...EVERYWHERE on Facebook. Like commenting on every single person's status, becoming a fan of multiple different pages...she's everywhere. And a couple weeks ago, I told her happy birthday! And I think she said something like "Thanks!! :)" and, desperate for some sort of SDC-like moment, I said "Dude, SDC (but I said her name :P) I wish we had a class together!!" and as much as I'm currently trying to track it down, I can't find her reply ANYWHERE!! But it was just this rant, like a paragraph long. Ridiculous.
Hmmm...oh God. So my mom is too much of a good person. She's putting up her friend because apparently she's having some really hard times (who isn't though...) so my mother's friend is staying in my older brother's room.
WELL. Ahtram (her name backwards, clever right?! Haha) has a demon child. DEMON. CHILD. Like...the kind of demon child that you think Satan gave birth to him himself. I can handle kids AMAZINGLY. But this kid...no. NO. Let's tell a story about this child!
Setting: Sunday morning, around 9 a.m., Melanie (yours truly obviously) is extremely sick with no voice. Living room, with Demon child, Ahtram, my mommy.
STORY!! So I come downstairs from my room, totally groggy, voiceless, and half dead. By the way, I am the LAST person you want to see in the morning hahaha not a pretty sight! Ask Alicia. Anyways, Ahtram is getting ready for church, having a cup of coffee, and demon child is just sitting there. When it's time for them to leave, demon child CURLS UP ON MY COUCH, in the FETAL POSITION, closes his eyes, and just lays there. After Ahtram saying "*name*, come on! Rebecca (his older sister, 23 i think)'s waiting!" multiple times, he just lays there. So Ahtram comes over, pulls on his arm, and HE KICKS HER INTO OUR F*CKING CHINA HUTCH. And let me tell you, if something in there broke, my mom would've killed. Him. Anyway, then, Ahtram picks up his tennis shoes AND STARTS BEATING HIM WITH THEM!!!!!! In front of morning Melanie, and my mom. Beating him. With his tennis shoes. Really? Awesome parenting skills. So by then, my MOM is yelling at him, and my mom does not yell at people often like that. Actually, ever. And I'm barely managing to get SQUEAKS out of my mouth, my voice was shot. So finally my mom was like "If you don't get out of my house right now, you won't ever be allowed to step back in here." THAT made him get out. So he walks out, and Ahtram is JUST closing the door, and purposefully making sure the door was still open so she could hear, I asked my mom loudly, "What the FUCK just happened?!" And I started crying. It was traumatizing. I was like shaking, and so confused, oh my God.
And like, the MINUTE he walks into my house, the night before all that shit happened, he started raiding the Wii games, and THE REFRIGERATOR. Anyone who knows me knows not to just start looking for food. That is MY FOOD. Don't touch my food, especially if you're a damn demon child!!! Anyways, Ahtram was watching the Olympics on the big screen, which is the TV we use for Wii. He asked HIS MOM if he can play the Wii. OUR Wii. Like, what?! the?! hell?! And...I'm just about done with him. He's gonna be staying every other weekend.



Anybody wanna, like...shoot me? Or kidnap me?! ANYTHING. And Ahtram's staying till April at the least. Help. HELP.
....OR!!! We can perform an exorcism!!! LET'S GO!!!!
Anyways. I think that's about it for tonight...by the way, sorry it's only been FOREVER since I've blogged, like oh my God. I have seriously been so deprived of annoying-ness....
Night guys!