NUMBER 22

Ohhh my godddd. So. hang on did I tell you guys about the rumor that's going on about me...berb I'm gonna go check.
NOOPE i didn't!!!
K. So this guy, I'll name him evil rumor dude. Let's go.

EVIL RUMOR DUDE
that doesn't look like the blue I usually use...anyways!! Haha, so. In ASL like...the Friday two weeks ago, I saw the 300 class looking at me and talking amongst themselves. I was like k. And Alicia was trying to tell me what they were talking about but I suck at understanding sign language lol. So after school, Jason texts me saying 'So the 300 class thinks you're on drugs. You were acting weird today.' NEWS F*CK*NG FLASH. that's how I always am. I'm naturally high, thank you very much. ANYWAY. Sooo...MONDAY. I walk into class and this girl in MY class, the 200 class, was like 'Melanie, you do drugs?!' I just look at Evil Rumor Dude and yell 'ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! You ASSHOLE.' (don't worry, the teacher couldn't hear me she's deaf haha i'm nice) because I knew it was him. UMMmm... oh. So the two days after that, every class I walked into, everyone would look at me and start whispering, and in my mind I'd be like '.....is it what I'm wearing, is my makeup okay, how's my hair?!' But I'd sit down and in my first period class Boy-Who-Has-Probably-Done-Every-Drug-Known-to-Man (obviously I changed his name. Haha) was like 'So, what've you done so far?'

Yeah.

I was like k. That's it. SOOOooooo...they (the 300 people who started all this sh*t) brought me outside and tried to tell me it was a misunderstanding but I'm not believing them. Ass holes. F*cken a.

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
NEEDS TO STOP TAKING FREAKING MEDICATIONS. She hasn't done anything SDC-like in the past like week or something!! She's been gone, but like Friday and Thursday I think she was there...she should start showering too...her hair is nastyyyyyyyyyyy. Ewie. Oh hey, maybe she can get a shower taken before her mom cuts her hair!! Hahahaha k that was mean. But since when has that stopped me?! Lol, I would pay SERIOUS money to see her mom's haircut job. Holy fook. My god that would be epic. I'd have to change her nickname to 'short disproportionate dude' HAHA oh man. Be honest, am I mean? Yes. I am. And I'm damn proud of it thank you very much!!! This is what happens when people don't do annoying stuff, I start expanding on past experiences!! Hahahaha, anyways. Artur is yelling at me to hurry up...or facebook-yelling...CAN'T GET ME THERE BUDDY hahaha

I might have to like...translate mary had a little lamb to danish just to piss him off lol...
LET'S GO!!!

Mary fik noget lam
kun lidt lam
kun lidt lam
Mary fik noget lam hvem er plyndre var hvid nemlig sne

why is it mary HAD a little lamb?! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAMB?!?! Anywaysss I guess I'll post this and be semi-nice hahaha

I'll write more as soon as someone does something else dumb!!!

Love mellayyy