NUMBER 21

HOLY DUDE!!!! SDC STORIES HEHEHEHE
oh my gosh.
K let's do this!! I have two hours until Michelle's (not the one in my blog, the real one!! The NICE one haha) Birthday party!!!! I CAN'T WAITTT. K here we go!

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK

Woo I remembered her fake name!! Hahaha, oh my god. K. So She's been kinda medicated, and wayyyyyyy boring the past...long time haha. But holy jeez. So I've been saying hey to her and stuff just to get her to talk and talk and talk... So which story do we start on?? Let's see, last week like Wednesday at lunch I said hey to her and she gestured to her hair, so I was like to Alicia 'WHAT IS MY HAIR OKAY?! IS IT MESSED UP?!' And she came over and was like 'Oh, I love your hair!! Did you get it cut?! I need to get mine cut, but last time my mom cut it and was like up to here! *points above ear* So if she wants to do that again, I'm so not letting her!! That was horrible, I looked like a boy! (uh.....SDC...no comment)' And oh my god. She just went on and on...THEN. Like so Thursday I wasn't at school 'cause on the WAY to school, I had to make my older brother pull over so I can make sick out the door...don't know why I think it was 'cause of stress. But around the time chemistry happened, maybe after chemistry, Artur texts me saying 'So apparently SDC has vaginal cramps now. :D' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Adding on to all of her other sh*t!!!! ohmyGOD!!! And I asked him who she was telling that to and guess what Artur said?!

OUR CHEMISTRY TEACHER.

I KNOW RIGHT?!!!?? oHmYgOd. That totally made my day, holy fook. OHHH. And!!! She came up to me at lunch (that day, Artur also texted me saying SDC found my comment to him on Facebook telling him 'SDC HAS A FACEBOOK AND SHE INVITED TO BE HER FRIEND!!! Oh godddd lol') anyway she came up to me at lunch saying the exact same thing, and I was like ohhh, you did? Really? And she was like YEAH!!! I thought it was so funny!!!

So I'm thinkin she thinks she's popular, and she thinks that's what I meant by that. Like I was saying 'Oh my god, I'm so lucky she's asking me to be her friend on facebook! YAY!!!' Which, I'm not gonna lie...I AM!!!!!!!!! She is THE most entertaining thing since those balls that change colors when you squeeze them!! And no, you sick minds, not the icky kinda balls hahaha.

HOLY.

BOB.

Oh mannn. Maybe she ran out of medication...PARTY TIME.

HMMMmm...I think she's the only person who has been truly annoying (in suchhh a good way) lately...

OMG PEOPLE. I got my licence!!!! YAYYYYY FREEDOM.

Anyways, I gotta go get ready for the party!! Hope this is enough to hold you over till the next amazing annoying day!!!

Love,

Melly

NUMBER........wait hang on...20!!!!

holy. hell.
K it's been a tad of a long time!! Let's see. 12 days since my last post, a month since my last bash!! WHOA. K let's do this.
So doesn't everyone hate it when people change? And kind of...like...I don't know 'move on' from you to a different 'best friend'? Let's see. Here's an example. I'm gonna do a fun little new name change too!! WOO new person!!
PANDA-FRIEND-DITCHER
So this is a sad, but true, story of Panda the friend ditcher.
So it all started ten years ago. Both my brothers go missing and I find out they're at this little girl's house playing in her backyard. So I go over there and she includes me and stuff and that pretty much leads on to us being the absolute best friends in THE world. Like pretty much sisters. We did everything together. Seven-night-in-a-row sleepovers, camping, swimming, doing the most random things in the world...everything. And the best part is she lived right across the street from me. It was amazing.
But the summer before her first year at junior high, which was two years ago, she had to move away, but not far away just like to downtown Bothell. That made it harder, but we still got to see each other pretty much all the time 'cause it was summer. But when she started Junior high...she found new friends. Yayyy. But she claimed she hadn't changed.
YET, she found a boyfriend after about a week of f*cken school. They broke up...then she got with and dropped four guys in three months. She was f*cking 12. Later her and her first boyfriend got back together (they still are today) and now she is drinking and having raves and having sex...she's fourteen.
FOURTEEN. and I know it's immature to go off of this, but I am now number 7 on her top friends. She's number 2 on mine after Alicia. That hurts. And she has a section named 'MY TWO BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD' I'm not one of them. There's also one called 'PEOPLE I MISS' I'm not one of those either. Sooo. Ouch much? Yes, I believe so. I've made about 3 depressing poems about her. They're not bad actually...anyways. Let's see here...who else...
MR. BALD RAT MAN
Wow, so 'Michelle' made an after school sectional a couple days ago and I couldn't go because I had a doctor's appointment. I TOLD MICHELLE TOO. So the next day, Mr. BRM corners me and Sunmin and is like 'why didn't you go to the sectional last night?!' and I told him I had a doc appointment. And he was like 'WELL DID YOU TELL MICHELLE THAT?!' me 'uh yeah duh, i told her BEFORE' him 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?' me *walks away* hahaha
stick it to da man!!!
But yeah, then Michelle was like 'yeah, so I'm really sorry but the sectional last night seriously sucked and that's why mr. brm is all super pissed at you. Kyle even said that I sucked at playing and shouldn't be your section leader.' THAT made me mad. First of f*cking all, Kyle. You suck k? Go play your violin somewhere else k? and let's see YOU try to lead the whole section. Mmhmm that's what i thought, hoe.

(I'm in a strange mood...)

SHORT DISPROPORTIONATE CHICK
YOU SUCK!!!!!! WHY'D YOU QUIT FRICKEN ORCHESTRA, 'CAUSE YOUR STOMACH HURTS?!
sorry that was mean.
Wait no i'm not =] K maybe a little...nah.
I'm angry at you!
Cause you're not even talking to me!
WHY!?!
I need material, man!!!
PSH.
Anyways, SDC is now wearing glasses. Well I guess thats good now she doesn't have a reason to sit up 2 inches from the screen in chemistry, haha. Or tell people it's the wrong time or something. Damn those pills that she takes!!!
She's NORMAL!!!
not -looking...just normal =P
GOD i'm mean!!
I keep doing different lines
like
this
Whats with that man?? told you I'm in an odd mood =]

FINALS THIS WEEK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I should go my fingies hurt "/ Haha lemme just think if I'm missin anybody...
HUMMMMmmmmmmmmmm............nope!!

today sucked...

melly has a story to tell!! Scared the HELL OUT OF ME. so here goes.

i locked myself outta my mom's, so i walked to kjh to pick my little brother up. when we were walking home, this little white car with four teenage guys passed as and yelled at my little brother to 'get out of the f*cking ditch' Sooo i flipped them off. and the dude flipped me off back. A minute later, the same car is coming TOWARD us on the opposite side of the road, and they chucked two empty water bottles at usthey missed that time... but then aNOTHER minute later they turned BACK around so they're on OUR side of the road, but coming toward our backs. i knew they were gonna throw something else at us so of course i guard my head.THEY CHUCK A FUCKING FULL WATER BOTTLE AT US FROM A FOOT AWAY, SPEEDING IN A CAR. it hit my god damn ass and then hit ben's leg. GOD i hate people sometimes. my ass is fucken bruised jesus


i need pillz. talk to ya lataaaaaa.

Random Note #3

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

and

HAPPY 25th BLOG ENTRY!!!

HALFWAY TO 50!!!!!!

And yes, by the way, it IS Winter break (wow. almost said Spring break haha uhm...) so these Random Note things are just in the bashing blog's place. Because I am having a 'basher's block,' formerly known as a writer's block, but Melly put her own little twistify on it! Yay for twistifying...stuff! So life's being pretty good...ish. I have a new addiction--->30Rock. The show! Haha it. Is. Amazing. It started out all like funny ISH but now its just bomb. Holy dude. It's amazing. OHMYGOD. So Step Brothers the movie. Anyone seen it?? Holy man on the moon. SOOOOOO funny. Hum. Anyways. I'm going to try and conjure up some nice little new year resolutions!!

• KEEP my good grades and finally prove to my parents that I'm not a complete failure. Ha.
• Try and go through life appreciating little things
• Attempt to accomplish mine and Esther's bucket list!!
• Tell Mr. BRM to his face that everyone thinks he looks like a penis. And that he should go shove himself up his ass 'cause he knows he likes it that way.
• Not swear for a WEEK!!! this is going to happen people, it has to!
• Find a certain person named 'C*n*o* S*a*' Hahaha from Alicia's dream! In Ellensburg!!

Dude. And I will make sure to tell you when these happen. Cause they WILL!!! Maybe not the BRM one...that...could end a tad badly "/ but the rest are! WOO!!! But yeahhh I'm gonna gooo.

Haha, have a bomb new year everyone!!

Love, Melly